The orange jumpsuit? Shaved head? Janitorial duty? Behind bars like Martha Stewart? No problem! Martha managed with grace and is more prominent and affluent than before. So it should be a cinch for Trump. His fellow jail-mates will add to a new co…
It wasn’t as though he traveled the thirty miles with a white flag in one hand and a bible in the other. He traveled the thirty miles with a loaded rifle. His intention was premeditated. But he was given a green light and acquitted. Disgusted wi…
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the unlikeliest couples, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, have just told the news media that they have just opened up a cannabis diner. The establishment will serve all kinds of marijuana menu items, from Pot…
After Trump got into the White House, Jared Kushner, (4 to 8 years) tried to set up a direct line from Donald Trump, (20 to 99 years) connecting with Putin by way of the DC Russian Embassy. Not being a telephone lineman or first in his class at Whart…
“While there is not any jurisdiction by the Monarchy or Cabinet Office over the use of the word Royal overseas…” It sounds like someone is whistling in the dark. However, Harry and Meghan won’t be using Royal in their Sussex brand name. Since the...
Hollywood's newest power couple has announced that they are expecting a baby: According to friends of the engaged couple, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been house shopping in anticipation of starting a family. What's not clear however is if t...
Don't be angry if your tweets are slightly delayed over the next few days. It's all for a good cause. You see, the birdies are busy preparing for the surprise party they are throwing for the CEO of Twitter, who is leaving his post as of July 1.
Long Island, New York - It's the ultimate Hamptons must-have, your very own personally sponsored highway hoarding giving directions to...the nearest trash dumpster! And it's got Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz chomping at the bit after a Gracie Lane...
President Obama has done it again. He refers to it as: "No soldier left behind." In reality, the prisoner of war exchange was more like a bargain basement sale: five for one. Obana was also interested in closing Guantanamo. Apparently one US priv...
East Hampton, Long Island - It's an exclusive Hamptons niche market worth up to $50m a year according to Martha Stewart whose Lily Pond Lane, East Hampton cottage was once described by neighboring oil tycoons as a scruffy kennel in dire need of fumig...
Washington DC-Lobbyists for the cupcake and bakery industry are pushing to make the weekend of December 15 each year, unofficially observed as National Cupcake Day, as a three-day national holiday. This holiday would give federal, state and local...
MANHATTAN - The nation's most famous domestic entrepreneur recently sat down in her luxuriously exquisite Manhattan apartment and talked with Fitzwater Ribicoff of American Spotlight Magazine. Stewart who is 72, opened up to Ribicoff and expressed...
"Spanking paddles never go out of style," the lifestyle guru/author/media mogul/caterer/felon Martha Stewart stated during a recent appearance on the set of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live. "Handy, useful and easy to store under the bed, the spanking paddle is so easy to make that even children can make one!" Martha enthused as she lined up the materials needed for the demonstration. "I prefer...
Nelson Mandela has been tipped to win the first ever international Big Brother event to be held in Las Vegas next week, where celebrities and high profile individuals will represent their home countries locked inside a house and isolated from the out...
It was a public relations disaster of intergalactic proportions as NASA had to use a huge chunk of its budget to clean up after the party and restore the scientific equipment on the rover back to normal status. Rumors of a party had been swirlin...
Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...
Herald Square, New York - Flanked by top fashion luminaries, Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren today launched Occupy WOW Street! - a move by the retail chain to boost pre-holiday sales. 'The inspiration came about one month ago, said Lundgren, speaking...
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