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Funny story: Martha Stewart Crosses Wires With Trump-Putin Conversation

Martha Stewart Crosses Wires With Trump-Putin Conversation

After Trump got into the White House, Jared Kushner, (4 to 8 years) tried to set up a direct line from Donald Trump, (20 to 99 years) connecting with Putin by way of the DC Russian Embassy. Not being a telephone lineman or first in his class at Whart…

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Funny story: Sussex Royal Brand Is A No, No

Sussex Royal Brand Is A No, No

“While there is not any jurisdiction by the Monarchy or Cabinet Office over the use of the word Royal overseas…” It sounds like someone is whistling in the dark. However, Harry and Meghan won’t be using Royal in their Sussex brand name. Since the...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Hollywood's newest power couple has announced that they are expecting a baby: According to friends of the engaged couple, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been house shopping in anticipation of starting a family. What's not clear however is if t...

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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Don't be angry if your tweets are slightly delayed over the next few days. It's all for a good cause. You see, the birdies are busy preparing for the surprise party they are throwing for the CEO of Twitter, who is leaving his post as of July 1.

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Funny story: Howard Schultz Joins Hamptons' Kings Of Rubbish In Highway Adoption Sign Scheme

Howard Schultz Joins Hamptons' Kings Of Rubbish In Highway Adoption Sign Scheme

Long Island, New York - It's the ultimate Hamptons must-have, your very own personally sponsored highway hoarding giving directions to...the nearest trash dumpster! And it's got Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz chomping at the bit after a Gracie Lane...

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Funny story: Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

Bargain Basement Prices: One US Private For Five Taliban Generals

President Obama has done it again. He refers to it as: "No soldier left behind." In reality, the prisoner of war exchange was more like a bargain basement sale: five for one. Obana was also interested in closing Guantanamo. Apparently one US priv...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart opens Hamptons boutique hotel for dogs

Martha Stewart opens Hamptons boutique hotel for dogs

East Hampton, Long Island - It's an exclusive Hamptons niche market worth up to $50m a year according to Martha Stewart whose Lily Pond Lane, East Hampton cottage was once described by neighboring oil tycoons as a scruffy kennel in dire need of fumig...

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Funny story: Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Washington DC-Lobbyists for the cupcake and bakery industry are pushing to make the weekend of December 15 each year, unofficially observed as National Cupcake Day, as a three-day national holiday. This holiday would give federal, state and local...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart - Looking For Love And Food

Martha Stewart - Looking For Love And Food

MANHATTAN - The nation's most famous domestic entrepreneur recently sat down in her luxuriously exquisite Manhattan apartment and talked with Fitzwater Ribicoff of American Spotlight Magazine. Stewart who is 72, opened up to Ribicoff and expressed...

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Funny story: Make Your Own Spanking Paddle, by Martha Stewart

Make Your Own Spanking Paddle, by Martha Stewart

"Spanking paddles never go out of style," the lifestyle guru/author/media mogul/caterer/felon Martha Stewart stated during a recent appearance on the set of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live. "Handy, useful and easy to store under the bed, the spanking paddle is so easy to make that even children can make one!" Martha enthused as she lined up the materials needed for the demonstration. "I prefer...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela has been tipped to win the first ever international Big Brother event to be held in Las Vegas next week, where celebrities and high profile individuals will represent their home countries locked inside a house and isolated from the out...

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Funny story: NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

It was a public relations disaster of intergalactic proportions as NASA had to use a huge chunk of its budget to clean up after the party and restore the scientific equipment on the rover back to normal status. Rumors of a party had been swirlin...

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Funny story: A Bonny Embryo Marinade

A Bonny Embryo Marinade

Nutely, NJ - Today a new recipe for mangled embryo is sweeping the nation. According to cooking legend, Marda Stewfart, the dish has both the most exquisite taste and presentation of any known to man. According to Stewfart, this dish was invente...

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Funny story: Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Herald Square, New York - Flanked by top fashion luminaries, Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren today launched Occupy WOW Street! - a move by the retail chain to boost pre-holiday sales. 'The inspiration came about one month ago, said Lundgren, speaking...

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Funny story: Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

'Weinergate' continues to escalate with Staunch Democratic Congress Member Anthony Weiner now waffling over his Penis Pix saying "I can't say with Certitude that it's not mine, it may be a cucumber that inadvertently slipped into my shorts while I wa...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's dog was arrested and charged with domestic battery[/color] after head-butting his felonious mogul-master, who needed 9 stitches to close up a bloody gash on her upper lip. Martha was getting ready to leave her NY home Tuesday when...

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Funny story: Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?

Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?

It's hard to believe that someone like Oprah Winfrey could spend any time in prison but the same was true for Martha Stewart and for the same crime. Federal authorities are examining whether multiple insider-trading episodes on Wall Street have be...

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