Derek Kim is a motivational speaker who specialises in teaching "Korean Management Skills". He sold his Seoul apartment and now tours the world teaching Westerners how to manage like a Korean. TheSpoof attended one of his talks to see what he had to...
Jamie Paxon walked into the convenience store as he had done many times before. Same old, same old. . .Right up to the coolers. . .Grab a twelve pack. . .Hand the sales girl the money. . .Get the change. . . Out the door and down the street . . . To where, who knows. Except this time, near the coolers stood a winged dark creature, obviously supernatural and of the -nth power, beautiful in nefa...
1) Managing by walking faster than the employees: You will usually always see these kind of managers in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner! Management Examples: Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Margaret Thatcher, Road Runner. 2) Managing by staring out of the window: These managers you usually m...
Interview of Jock Ballocks, Asspria Ruler, on "Management by Pain Only" Thor Berserker, the theorist behind "Management by Punishment" recently interviewed Jock Ballocks, The Asspria God (Group Operations Director), father of Management by Pain Only©. That day Jon was sporting a full-grown moustache that makes him look even more like his childhood mentor Josef Steelline. TB: Both Josef...
Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree - resting…doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing"? The eagle answered, "Sure, why not"? So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very...
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