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Funny story: Gareth Bale To Dispense With 'Man Bun'

Gareth Bale To Dispense With 'Man Bun'

Gareth Bale, the Real Madrid footballer who is looking for a new club to play for after rumours that the Spanish giants are to replace him, is to have his 'man bun' removed, and face the music of baldness. The Welshman has used the stick-on dollop...

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Funny story: Toxic masculinity conference studies short skirts and male hands

Toxic masculinity conference studies short skirts and male hands

The latest concern on male toxicity (homo toxicitus) focuses on male sexuality as somehow related, leading to a myriad of new theories. The essential question is: What is “the real man”? Versus “the toxic man”? The male toxicity thesis: males...

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Funny story: Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

A local man was blushing with embarrassment as he admitted he still hasn’t seen the controversial new “Gillette” advertisement. The man claims that the reason for this lack of interest is his long beard and that he doesn’t care about watching or list...

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Funny story: The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

Professor Naggin P. Hawgswaller of Cactass Community College in Cactass, California, today announced a major discovery when it comes to male behavior; what one drives is what one's life spins upon. During a smoke-out gathering for the graduating c...

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Funny story: Englishmen Losing Their Macho Image And Turning Into Effeminate Wimps

Englishmen Losing Their Macho Image And Turning Into Effeminate Wimps

The popular global image of Englishmen being shaven headed beer swilling brutes, shirtless in sub-zero temperatures, snarling, shouting a lot, and making rude remarks accompanied by obscene gestures to passing ladies, fighting in lumps, and having kn...

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Funny story: Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

While many non believers poked fun at Reverend Camping and his followers for predicting May 21, 2011 to be Judgment Day, others are confident that he was not completely wrong. One devoted group of fans calling themselves "BOMMRS", or Believers of M...

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Funny story: Aspartame in the raw sighted in San Francisco

Aspartame in the raw sighted in San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Look out little blue packets. Look out little pink packets. Look out little yellow packets; and look out little white packets, and little brown packets of sugar! My source, the restaurant secret shopper, Ms. Angela J. Tidbit...

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