A MCDONALD’S fan Andy Dung, who believes he has the ultimate “Big Mac hack” has been called a lunatic by his school mates. Everton East ghetto dweller, Sir Andy Dung, whose Dad brought him home after a stay at a state mental hospital has claimed…
Cosmetics giant Max Factor has today announced its intention to sue president Donald John Trump. The suit aledges that president Trump, who is widely known to be a long-time user of Max factor’s products, has caused lasting damage to the compan...
Living in Australia can be expensive and travelling too (just like England) so one nutter decided to dodge paying his fare by hitching a ride on the windscreen wiper of a passing train! Luckily, in Australia, it hardly rains, but shines, and durin...
Our reporter at U-R-FKD talked to Dr. Zoroaster Pike of the Tavistock Mind Control Unit in London to get his views on the recent announcement that Britain has got the go-ahead to conduct genetic research into human embryos. Critics are worried that it masks other concerns outside of human welfare that could have far reaching consequences for all of us. We could be at the mercy of mad back room...
WASHINGTON, DC - In a bold attempt to silence his critics, U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a nine-and-one-half minute bout of non-stop maniacal laughter during this past Tuesday evening's "State of the Union" address. The laughter - te...
Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...
Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...
President Ihavea Nodinnajaquet of Iran, sometimes compared to a lunatic - although genuine lunatics and people like George Galloway get very annoyed when people generalise about lunatics in terms of Iranian presidents in such a flippant manner - is o...
Washington: Republican Peter King is seeking to introduce a bill to make it "illegal for anyone to carry a firearm within 1,000 feet of a government official". Members of Congress likewise disturbed by the recent Tucson massacre, yesterday called...
The History Channel is going back to the "when Washington was as Camelot" well with their show, The Kennedys. Keanuesque actor Greg Kinnear will play JFK, and, if the backstage buzz is any indication, Kinnear's performance is... interesting. Imagi...
Extremist Jerry Falwell, the controversial homophobic arsehole and evangelical lunatic has died of a heart attack. "Good bloody riddance" said the Reverend Ian Paisley. "He will burn in ever lasting flame for his twist...
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