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Funny story: A Fox News Insider Reports That Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro Can’t Stop Crying

A Fox News Insider Reports That Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro Can’t Stop Crying

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A Fox News insider, who did not want her name disclosed (Laura Ingraham), informed Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle that Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro haven’t been able to stop sobbing ever since fellow Foxe…

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Funny story: Political Pundits Claim That Donald Trump’s Chances of Getting Re-Elected Are Now Slim to None

Political Pundits Claim That Donald Trump’s Chances of Getting Re-Elected Are Now Slim to None

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News). Most of the nation’s political pundits agree that Trump’s chances of getting re-elected are now slim to none. One pundit with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that he believes that 93-year-old Betty White has a better chan…

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Funny story: President Trump Says That The Audio Tapes of Him Using the Dreaded “N” Word Are Fake

President Trump Says That The Audio Tapes of Him Using the Dreaded “N” Word Are Fake

ENCHILADA LAKE, California – (Satire News) - A White House insider says that the president is literally foaming at the mouth at a recent report. Wikileaks has allegedly obtained several hours' worth of audio tapes, in which the self-proclaimed ‘le…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Talks About The Photos of Her Dressed In a Very Skimpy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Outfit

Ivanka Trump Talks About The Photos of Her Dressed In a Very Skimpy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Outfit

CALEXICO, California – The president’s first and most conceited daughter, Ivanka, was campaigning for her daddy out in Calexico, California. She was asked about the fact that her father lies more times per day than the entire populations of France...

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Funny story: The Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off

The Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off

DUCKWATER, Nevada – Bernie Sanders was campaigning in Duckwater, Nevada, which is famous for being the only city west of the Mississippi River that Mrs. Abraham Lincoln ever visited. Sanders was interviewed by a reporter with The Las Vegas Citizen...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.

Rudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.

NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke to a reporter with The New York Sun-Orbserver. He let it be known that he is extremely pissed off at “The Little Peter Tweeter”, as 93.8% of all Democrats call the current resident in...

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Funny story: Greta Van Susteren finds clarity

Greta Van Susteren finds clarity

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - Scientologist and Fox News "hostess with the mostest," Greta Van Susteren cleared the air recently by challenging her male colleagues' belief in the natural superiority of men over women. "Have these idiots lost their minds?...

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Funny story: Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that the Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee will be starring in a situation comedy with their father Joe Simpson. Spokesperson, Tully Figgsticker stated that the show which will be set in Dallas is called Po...

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Funny story: President Obama Finds His Birth Certificate In Hawaii

President Obama Finds His Birth Certificate In Hawaii

HONOLULU - The president of the United States Barack Obama has informed the media, the press, and the paparazzi that they can all rest now for he has finally found his birth certificate. The president said that he had received an anonymous text me...

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Funny story: Lou Dobbs Refused Admittance Into St. Burrito Hospital In East Los Angeles

Lou Dobbs Refused Admittance Into St. Burrito Hospital In East Los Angeles

EAST LOS ANGELES - Ex-CNN talk show host Lou Dobbs was speaking at a convention of retired border patrol agents at The Como Se Llama Convention Hall in East L.A. when he suddenly lost his breath and fell on his face. Dobbs, who probably tips the s...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Dobbs Dumped CNN

The Real Reason Dobbs Dumped CNN

Atlanta - Lou Dobbs, mired in controversy because of his opinion-laden commentary, abruptly resigned from CNN recently. A spokesperson for the Hispanic community in Miami, Grito N. Altavoz, said, "Good riddance to that gringo maricón. He want to send...

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Funny story: Lou Dobbs Announces He Will Run For President In 2012

Lou Dobbs Announces He Will Run For President In 2012

LOCO, Oklahoma - Ex-CNN talk show host Lou Dobbs was in town as the specially invited guest speaker of The Sooners For An Electrified Border Fence Convention. Dobbs whose name rhymes with sobs, robs, and cobs stated that now that he is no longer w...

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Funny story: Lou Dobbs Hunts Explorers

Lou Dobbs Hunts Explorers

It was announced today that former CNN talkshow host, Lou Dobbs has taken on a new job. "I'm stoked about this oppurtunity to serve America", said Dobbs in a radio interview this morning. Mr. Dobbs was reluctant to divulge details, until presse...

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Funny story: Lou "The 8 Million Dollar Man" Dobbs Signs Up For Unemployment Benefits

Lou "The 8 Million Dollar Man" Dobbs Signs Up For Unemployment Benefits

WANTAGE, New Jersey - Lou Dobbs who recently resigned from CNN, for whom he had worked 27 years, has applied for unemployment benefits. Louis Carl Dobbs, aka Carlitos, who still had a year and a half on his contract, was given a severance package...

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Funny story: Dobbs in 2012

Dobbs in 2012

NEW YORK - CNN's Lou Dobbs, a lightning rod for criticism following his transition from a business journalist to an opinionated anchor on such issues as illegal immigration, told viewers on Wednesday that he was quitting his nightly show to pursue th...

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Funny story: The Double N Network Finally Has Its Fill of Lou Dobbs And Fires Him!

The Double N Network Finally Has Its Fill of Lou Dobbs And Fires Him!

NEW YORK CITY - CNN after weeks of receiving tens of thousands of emails, text messages, phone calls, and even Shoshoni smoke signals has listened to the voice of the people and fired Lou Dobbs. Network spokesperson Tim McWickipenny said that the...

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Funny story: Mexico Announces That This Year's #1 Selling Halloween Mask Was The Lou Dobbs Mask

Mexico Announces That This Year's #1 Selling Halloween Mask Was The Lou Dobbs Mask

MEXICO CITY - Mexico's number one news network, El Chingon Network (ECN), has just announced that the biggest selling Halloween Trick or Treat mask in the entire Republic of Mexico for 2009, was the Lou Dobbs mask. Network spokesperson Hernando B...

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