At the start of this week's episode, Laird Shergar addressed the remaining candidates from the back of Derek Trotter's van:
"It's an unknown fact that 25 Squillion quid is lost each year to the black economy," explained Lady Shagger. "These crimin...
It's Apptober again! The Apprentice has returned for another season and this year the candidates are more hapless than ever. Take IT Consultant Prakash, who has a very unique way of producing wealth. "I ooze wealth from my every pore." Explains Praka...
Lord Sugar has unveiled Amstrad's latest flagship smartphone, The Schmoozer, at a launch party in London.
The phone's innovative features include:
. Integral bottle opener
. State of the art 2-way CB radio
. Bobble remover
. Make-up or shavi...
As the business affairs of public funding money pit A4E continue to be scrutinised, new and far more damaging information has come to light. It appears that every one of the thousands of applicants to this year's series of "The Apprentice" was regist...
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