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Funny story: A Liquor Store in the Bronx is Using a Drone to Deliver Bottles of Booze To Sheltering-In-Place Customers

A Liquor Store in the Bronx is Using a Drone to Deliver Bottles of Booze To Sheltering-In-Place Customers

BRONX, New York – The owner of a liquor store located in the Bronx has decided that, if the customers can’t come to his liquor store, then he will take the liquor store to their residences. Vinnie Fettuccine, owner of the Little Salerno Liquor Sto...

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Funny story: A Brooklyn Liquor Store Had a Line Outside With People Waiting To Rob It

A Brooklyn Liquor Store Had a Line Outside With People Waiting To Rob It

NEW YORK CITY – The New York World Register is reporting that most liquor stores in the five New York boroughs are doing booming business. Cortez Bellisario, who owns The Spirits of Brooklyn Liquor Store, said that his high sales volume indicates...

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Funny story: Rambunctious Whisky Just Can't Sit Distilled

Rambunctious Whisky Just Can't Sit Distilled

His barley roots notwithstanding, Captain Jack, a whisky of Scotch descent from Brown Water, Missouri, is still feeling his oats. "I get antsy," he said. "I just can't sit distilled." Although aged for over a decade, Captain Jack is not willing to...

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Funny story: US pissed peacock crashes liquor store!

US pissed peacock crashes liquor store!

A Californian liquor store owner got the shock of his life when a peacock strutted in demanding BOOZE! The owner thought it was a practical joke, but after the huge bird made a beeline for the bourbon, he realised the joke was not on him! The peac...

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Funny story: Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

While a friend caused a commotion outside a liquor store in Louisville, Kentucky, a big bellied guy in the store filled his pants...well, he didn't exactly crap on himself or anything, that was later. The fat guy inside the store filled his pants...

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Funny story: Spirit "pick me up" recommended by George Osborne

Spirit "pick me up" recommended by George Osborne

The Pioneer Spirit recommended by George Osborne was probably gin, House of Commons sobriety chief, Charles Kunnidy said this morning. Pioneer Spirit is the latest feel good phrase being bandied about by the Tory spin doctors. But Hogarth's grap...

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Funny story: Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

A new Las Vegas entertainment establishment, couples some of America's favorite pastimes with the addition of prostitution services. The combination of alcohol and playing cards, mixed with the offering of personal sexual services has proven to be a...

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Funny story: Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.

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Funny story: Banned Beverage Returns to American Bars

Banned Beverage Returns to American Bars

Absinthe was taken off of the liquor store shelves and out of the bars and saloons of the United States over 100 years ago. Doctors, at the time, said that the drink caused blindness, seizures, and insanity.

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