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Funny story: That thing you do, stop it

That thing you do, stop it

Hello, Raymond Ving here, again. Yes, I am the bloke with strange ideas who never became an eccentric millionaire. Anyway, that thing you do, please stop it. No, I don't know what it is, but please stop. If you must comment on newspaper article…

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Funny story: Letter to the editor: Whatever happened to the Antiques Roadtrip?

Letter to the editor: Whatever happened to the Antiques Roadtrip?

Hello, Mr Raymond Ving here again. You may remember me from a previous column about some nonsense that riled me for a while. Anyway, you may have noticed that the BBC is no longer playing episodes of Antiques Roadtrip. I know, it really is drea…

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Funny story: Your Problems Answered: IV

Your Problems Answered: IV

With This Week's Guest Editor: French Symbolist Writer and inventor of Pataphysics ALFRED JARRY Alfred Jarry didn't bottle things up. He expressed himself with abandon, especially in his ludicrous farcical play Ubu Roi, which prefigured the Theatr...

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Funny story: Letters to the Editor about Coronavirus

Letters to the Editor about Coronavirus

Dear Sir, this crisis has had some good results. One is that we are going back to many of the old ways, with not being able to go out and the supermarket shelves emptied of toilet rolls and suppositories. My husband has gone back to not wiping...

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Funny story: More Pathetic Letters To The Problem Page

More Pathetic Letters To The Problem Page

Dear Sir, I write in the hope that you might sympathise with my plight. For none of mine aquaintance could be expected to proffer aught but brickbats, opprobrium or the cold shoulder. You see, I have somehow acquired the reputation for being a bringer of ill-fortune. "Get away!" they cry. "Why haunteth thou me thus?" If I was a young man, I would have run away to sea long ago. Your...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Margaret Thatcher

Letters To The Editor About Margaret Thatcher

Sir, in view of the fact that Margaret Thatcher is to get a memorial inspired by the American memorial to Ronald Reagan, should she not be called the "Gridiron Lady"? Arthur Braincell BSc (failed) Lunt Sir, Her Highness Lady Baroness Thatcher was the ultimate role model for all civilised white women. She truly showed that with the application of hard work, brains, sado-masochism, vo...

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Funny story: A Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers

A Couple of Swells Letters Pray to the Editor from Word Soil Association of British Insurers Sufferers

Dear Sir Lancelot, when the red red robin did you last buy a decent living kettle of fish? I think they have forgotten how to make a popocatepetl proper cat and fiddle kettle these days of wine and roses grow on you. I blame the Chinese whispers, everything seems to be made in China now then now then. I bought it skipper a kettle drum down in the drink Batley High Street fighting man last we...

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Funny story: More Letters To The Editor From Those Curiously Afflicted

More Letters To The Editor From Those Curiously Afflicted

Dear Sir, I ham fighting through you on beehive of a much misunderstood grope off scufflers, mainly, hose hoot stupor from the friction whereby hay displace random herds with other swords witch either luck or wound a skittle bit scimitar. As ewe mustard seed, I amble cone of these importunates myself. Theseus hiss a moused perspexing disorder, being very scuttle hand mafeking the shuffler se...

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Funny story: Dorking News: More (One, Actually) Letters To The Editor About History

Dorking News: More (One, Actually) Letters To The Editor About History

Dear Sir, I am writing in the hope that any of your readership may have a care for our lost histories. You see, I live here in Broadwoodwidger and am researching the lives of our ancestor, Edwin Puley, who was a Cheesewright and Noddler, and indeed served his time in your very environment before ending his days as a Master Cheesewright and Chief Noddler back here in Devon. I visited your...

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Funny story: More letters to The Spoof

More letters to The Spoof

Dear Spoof: I'm now in favor of gay marriage. That's different from before, when I was kind of in favor of it. I'm just saying, if I was gay, I'd get married. I mean that in a good way, of course. President B. Obama Dear Spoof: I always thought Rip Taylor was an American genius. I hear he'll be playing at 'The Comedy Dump" in Houston, TX later this month. I'll probably see you there if yo...

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Funny story: The Dorking Sentinel: More Letters To The Editor

The Dorking Sentinel: More Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I write to you as it were a cry du cur from the heart, having had the misfortune to have read an article in your weekend supplement just gone. The weekend has just gone, I mean, not the supplement, which is still laid on my escritoire, ready for the recycling bin. There was I, in anticipation of reading some picturesque passages about Dorking's lovely scenery, on account of the hea...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor From Famous Opium Addicts

Letters To The Editor From Famous Opium Addicts

Last week, we asked for celebrity opiate users to drop us a line and tell us about the highs and the lows of their addiction. Unfortunately, all the famous opium users are now dead. Fortunately, Derek Acorah popped into the Spoof offices and was able to contact famous opium users from across the centuries. There was a downside to this, as Derek Acorah popped into the Spoof offices this we...

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Funny story: Selected Ridiculous Letters To The Editor

Selected Ridiculous Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I note that Paddington Bear will appear at Dalemain country house near Ullswater on the 25th and 26th of February, where he will visit The World's Original Marmalade Awards & Festival. He won't, though, not really. Because he doesn't actually exist, does he? Some soft-headed twerp buys his idiotic wife a teddy bear, then decides to write a book about an imaginary bear. It t...

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Funny story: The Dorking Sentinel: Letters To The Editor

The Dorking Sentinel: Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, Here I am again (oh no I hear you cry!) with the latest from my researches into the history of the Dorking Sentinels. (For any readers who are not Dorking-bred, and are unaware of the tradition after which your newspaper is named, the Sentinels were originally guardians put in place to watch for the coming of the Danes. After Ethelfrith The Unsteady defeated the Norse King Wolfram...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: The Industrial Revolution, or Thereabouts

Letters To The Editor: The Industrial Revolution, or Thereabouts

Dear Sir, whenever I hear the song 'I'm 'Enery The Eighth I Am', I think, "that wouldn't work if they said 'Henry' like we do in real life." The cockney accent makes it worse; they are implying that all cockneys say "Enery" instead of Henry. Now if they used "Emery", as in Dick Emery, that might just work, plus there would be quite a demographic to aim for when it comes to re-marketing th...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor - From The Positively Barkingly Bewildered

Letters To The Editor - From The Positively Barkingly Bewildered

Dear Ed, Is your name really Ed? Or is it something like Trevor, or Kevin? If that's the case, then why don't people write letters to Trev, or Kev? I've never been able to comprehend that - despite having a loud and rather authoritarian voice. It's one of those things which have dogged me from early childhood, when I inadvertently witnessed the master of the house, performing an act of exquisit...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor - About Hair

Letters To The Editor - About Hair

Dear Ed Re- Hair. I used to have quite a bit of it. Then I got to a point in life where I didn't have quite so much, and now I find I don't have any at all. My wife attributes it to my age, but I don't believe her. If that was the case, how come the ones on the backs of my fingers and the tops of my toes keep growing? Answer me that then, eh! Eh! Telly Savalas Newbury. ***** Dear Si...

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