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Funny story: Assange removal program fully explained

Assange removal program fully explained

There ARE laws against many actions, which citizens here and there around the world may be unaware of. *If a company leaves its manual for how to create a product lying around on the sidewalk, you must not pick it up and sell it to one of that com...

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Funny story: President Repeals Child Labor Laws

President Repeals Child Labor Laws

In a move that left White House reporters stunned, the president held an impromptu press conference this afternoon, where he pulled a piece of toilet paper off the bottom of his shoe, and on it, wrote up and signed an executive order repealing all ch...

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Funny story: Monsanto Seeks to Genetically Modify Food Labeling Laws

Monsanto Seeks to Genetically Modify Food Labeling Laws

Food industry giant Monsanto has announced that it will seek to genetically modify proposed food labeling laws so as to make them better able to withstand the powerful Monsanto-produced insecticide Roundup. In recent years, Monsanto has expended...

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Funny story: Porn Afficionados Distraught Over Recent Anti Revenge-Porn Bill

Porn Afficionados Distraught Over Recent Anti Revenge-Porn Bill

SACRAMENTO, CA - California Gov. Jerry Brown signed a bill on Tuesday that outlaws revenge porn and this could mean possible jail time for people who post naked photos of their exes after breakups. The bill is not being met with a welcoming attitu...

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Funny story: GOP accidentally repeals their own laws

GOP accidentally repeals their own laws

After John Boehner said that Congress "ought to be judged on how many laws that we repeal", fellow Republicans went wild writing bills to strike down existing laws. Some were overzealous and others were confused. After a few hours, GOP members had r...

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Funny story: Drones Set To Fly Over All US Public Schools

Drones Set To Fly Over All US Public Schools

The White House has announced plans that will see Drones circling the skies above American schools in an attempt to deter not only crazed psychotic gunmen and kidnappers from harming children but to also prevent truancy. A Justice Department offi...

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Funny story: More People Killed by Hammers and Clubs than Rifles

More People Killed by Hammers and Clubs than Rifles

It appears the Congress would be better off banning carpenters tools than making rifles illegal. Statistics released by the FBI reveal that in 2005 the number of people murdered with a rifle was 445 while carpenters and handymen and ball players k...

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Funny story: American laws are classified as stupid and draconian

American laws are classified as stupid and draconian

An Indiana prosecutor says he wants a 17-year-old boy accused of stealing an apple from a grocery store to be tried as an adult. The Herald Bulletin reports the teen was arrested Friday at the Anderson Police Department on a charge of disposing of...

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Funny story: Goalkeepers no longer allowed to catch ball - New season law change missed by media

Goalkeepers no longer allowed to catch ball - New season law change missed by media

While the football media concentrated on the season's new law change mandating that the colour of tape used by players must match the colour of their socks, everyone appeared to miss an even more important adjustment. 2 weekends into the new seaso...

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Funny story: European legislation on baby naming to be introduced to the UK

European legislation on baby naming to be introduced to the UK

Parents in the UK may be unaware, but there is an official list of illegal baby names in use in the rest of Europe. Germany has an official baby naming bureau that has the final say on names, whilst there is an eighty-page handbook in use in Portugal...

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Funny story: Can you 'lawfully' kill someone in England? Headlines ARE 'grabbing' readers.

Can you 'lawfully' kill someone in England? Headlines ARE 'grabbing' readers.

Taxi driver Derrick Bird unlawfully killed the 12 victims he shot dead in Cumbria before he committed suicide, an inquest jury has ruled. I have just read the above headline on an onsite English newspaper and must admit to not having read the whole story. The headline 'grabbed' me as we are encouraged to do with our own stories....let the headline grab 'em. I am not commenting on the stor...

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Funny story: Republicans Repeal Obama-backed Plan to Stop Supervillain From Taking Over New York

Republicans Repeal Obama-backed Plan to Stop Supervillain From Taking Over New York

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Metropolitian Protection and Supervillain Offence Act, signed into law a year ago, has been repealed by all Republicans. The law, which would offer aid and protection in case any major urban area were to come under attack by...

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Funny story: China facing dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation

China facing dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation

One of China's leading economists has said that the country is facing the possibility of a dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation which could put growth at risk. This headline is a cause for great concern. The majority of the Chinese...

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Funny story: Row vs. Wayne - Just the facts!

Row vs. Wayne - Just the facts!

You know I get asked all the time - "David how can we stop these murderers from killing our babies before they're bored" - and I say I don't know but I believe in protection of everyone from 'womb to tomb' if you know what I mean. So I guess the only way to change the mind of these high and mighty, liberal thinkers is to give them the facts and how it would affect their oh so perfect lives. Bei...

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