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Funny story: Man finds stolen lawn mower and is excited as it belongs to a celebrity

Man finds stolen lawn mower and is excited as it belongs to a celebrity

The somewhat small but enthusiastic world of collectable lawn mowers is today buzzing with excitement as a crime victim is reunited with his beloved stolen Hickston-Brax 4 stroke cylinder lawn mower. Brian Anorak, who was temporarily only in posse…

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Funny story: Man has lawn mower stolen and claims ‘You wont see this on mainstream media’

Man has lawn mower stolen and claims ‘You wont see this on mainstream media’

Legendary Swindon 105.5FM radio celebrity Brian Anorak has had his lawnmower stolen and claims that mainstream media are ignoring the story as, ‘It doesn’t fit their narrative’. Brian, whose problem-solving radio show, ‘Ask the Anorak’, which help…

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Funny story: Area Dad: Lawn needs to be cut this weekend

Area Dad: Lawn needs to be cut this weekend

Although local woman Alexa Britzner was only half paying attention, her dad was just saying that he thinks he’s going to cut the lawn this weekend. This announcement came despite the fact that 84% of neighbors think the lawn looks fine. “[The…

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Funny story: Severely Dehydrated Local Man Suffering Mid-Life Crisis Screams That He Doesn't Want To Waste His Life Mowing Lawns Anymore

Severely Dehydrated Local Man Suffering Mid-Life Crisis Screams That He Doesn't Want To Waste His Life Mowing Lawns Anymore

Platteville, Wisconsin. Profoundly loaded with PTSD and tons of irreversible emotional baggage from his highly traumatizing 56 minutes of mowing a quarter-mile stretch of lawn at Excel Brushworks Inc., 44-year-old part-time janitor Luke Wesley despe…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson To Announce End Of UK Lockdown

Boris Johnson To Announce End Of UK Lockdown

Coronavirus News: According to a Downing Street source, Prime Minister Boris Johnson will, later this week, announce the government's blueprint for a total release of the UK lockdown that has been in place since Monday 23rd March. "Prime Minister...

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Funny story: Canadian tornado mows lawn!

Canadian tornado mows lawn!

A Canadian lawn mower who hates mowing his lawn, but forced outside because his wife cannot stand the grass being longer than 6 inches, decided enough is enough, and God provided him with the perfect solution! He started mowing the lawn and notice...

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Funny story: That Old Girl's Still Got a Few More Rounds in Her, Area Dad Says

That Old Girl's Still Got a Few More Rounds in Her, Area Dad Says

SOUIX FALLS, SD--Despite acknowledging that the trusted servant was "on her last legs," area dad Phil Boyd advised his son Trevor Tuesday that the old girl still had a few more uses left in her before her time comes. "She's near the end, no do...

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Funny story: Rider Mowers Retrofitted to Include Beer Can Holders

Rider Mowers Retrofitted to Include Beer Can Holders

Makers of several popular brands of rider mowers are jumping on the band wagon and retrofitting their most popular models with dual beer can holders to accommodate the beverages of the users of their products. The reason for this change in design...

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Funny story: Man runs over neighbor child with riding lawn mower

Man runs over neighbor child with riding lawn mower

The sleepy little suburb of Shadyville was shaken early Sunday when Donough Whut, 42, was taken into custody on charges of running over a two-year-old child with a lawn mower. "What's the big deal?" he said. "I was mowing my lawn, giving my aweso...

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