"It came to me one Sunday afternoon awhile back" said Martin Duffy of the Kingsbridge section of the Bronx "when I finished a load of laundry and started spreading the goddam socks around on my kitchen table, like I've done hundreds of times before"...
A washing machine was seen shuffling along a street in Gateshead yesterday.
Apparently, it had been over-filled with an unbalanced load of clothes, and began vibrating madly during the spin cycle before jigging along the kitchen floor and out of t...
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