New York - (Ass Mess): An explosive new Anna Nicole Smith book says that the father of her baby Dannielynn - Larry Birkhead - along with her former lawyer cum business partner Howard K Stern and Florida Judge Larry Seidlin were captured in a gay thre...
Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Jubilant Dannielynn dad Larry Birkhead is to ask Florida Judge Larry Seidlin, who ruled in Anna Nicole Smith's burial last month, to be the baby's godfather.
Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): A consortium of movie backers is wooing Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt to audition for the lead role of Larry Birkhead in the forthcoming film Dannielynn the Movie.
Washington - (Panic Press): The Justice Department has been ordered to sound out Florida Judge Larry Seidlin as a credible replacement for beleagured Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
West Palm Beach - (Rioters): In a surprise legal move today Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur is attempting to sue for possession of the skeleton allegedly belonging to the son of Jesus and Mary Magdalen that were discovered by Titani film...
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