Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship bout between Eugene 'Swarfega hands' Smalls and Louis 'The Lepor' Trunks ended in farce as Smalls attempted to strum the tune to 'The Ballad of Richard Nixon' by John Denver and Trunks began some kind of upsid...
General Sirius Maccajabawinki or Mac, for short, stares into space, a tear slowing trickling down his cheek. He has seen it all, a child soldier at the age of 7, he climbed the ranks of Zambia's Clutchmacrutch revolutionary brigade, murdering, tortu...
'My bags were packed, and then I went to
Denver to give President
Obama an excuse to look all cool
And as I found the flight a drag
I took some powder from a bag
And made sure that the plane staff looked like fools
So write me up and talk of me
Say that you are scared of me
Fill your screens with fake 'terror' alerts
I'm leaving, this silly aeroplane
Don't know when I'll be back ag...
New papers released today by the New Musical Express have revealed the shocking truth behind what happened to John Denver prior to his death in 1997.
It would appear that in 1995, he had an argument with his record label over royalties, and as a r...
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