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Funny story: Vlad Bans Carrey … and Barely Makes News

Vlad Bans Carrey … and Barely Makes News

Jim Carrey cannot go to Russia. Putin has banned certain people from various countries who dared support Ukraine and criticize the Great Russian Bear from entering that bear … Does Putin not get it? If he banned A, B or C-list celebrities, who fuc…

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Funny story: Stefano M. Stefano's Somewhat Inaccurate Movie Reviews

Stefano M. Stefano's Somewhat Inaccurate Movie Reviews

Here's a bunch of movies you'll want to check out after you read my somewhat inaccurate reviews. "Star Trek - The Motion Picture" - A bald chick flies the rocketship Enterprise straight into a galaxy gravity pull and needs the crew to fix her rea…

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Funny story: Jim Carrey Is Now The Saddest Man In Tinsel Town

Jim Carrey Is Now The Saddest Man In Tinsel Town

BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey's hair stylist, FuFi Fondue said that he cannot believe how bad America's funnyman is looking. Fondue said that Carrey recently went into his Haven of Hair Salon to get his gray roots colored. While at the salon he sa...

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Funny story: Obama names Jim Carrey to head FBI

Obama names Jim Carrey to head FBI

Washington DC - "Fiercely independent and with loads of, uh, intergritty," is how White House aides described the Presidential pick to replace Robert Mueller as FBI chief. "Of course it means his Kick-Ass 2 role as Colonel Stars and Stripes may ha...

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Funny story: The Jim Carrey - Fox Feud Escalates To New Lows

The Jim Carrey - Fox Feud Escalates To New Lows

LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey is fit to be tied as he continues to get hammered by members of the fair and impartial folks at the Fox Network. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle stated that the whole matter was ignited when an unnamed Fox t...

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Funny story: Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jenny McCarthy has stated that since being dumped by Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher she has found herself wallowing in a sea of depressed depression. The 40-year-old actress has said that when she hit the big 4-0...

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Funny story: Jim Carrey goes to rehab

Jim Carrey goes to rehab

It appears Jim Carrey is going to rehab for his addiction to red bull energy drinks. Ever since his movie "Yes man" he hasn't been able to stop drinking them. Jim said in an interview "nobody knew I was acting unusual because I'm always crazy. Howeve...

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Funny story: Jim Carrey To Star In "Call Me Maybe - The Jenny McCarthy Story"

Jim Carrey To Star In "Call Me Maybe - The Jenny McCarthy Story"

BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey was extremely devastated when his five year relationship with the libidinously attractive Jenny McCarthy ended in 2010. A close friend of Carrey's who would only give his initials, Z.K. spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of...

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Funny story: American Idol's Jane Carrey Is Making Daddy Jim Carrey Very Proud

American Idol's Jane Carrey Is Making Daddy Jim Carrey Very Proud

SAN DIEGO - She walked into the American Idol audition room and sang her song becoming perhaps the most famous contestant to ever audition for the reality show. Twenty-four-year-old Jane Carrey is the daughter of Jim Carrey. And the seasoned comed...

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Funny story: Jim Carrey Mimes His Way Into Love

Jim Carrey Mimes His Way Into Love

Jim Carrey has been active on the dating scene recently, culminating in his new role as the strict sugardaddy to Russian college student Anastasia Vitkina, more affectionately known as "the whole wheat sugar baby." They met this Winter in New York...

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Funny story: Jim Carrey, 49, Finds Love and A Male Ego Booster In His New 23-Year-Old Russian Student Girlfriend

Jim Carrey, 49, Finds Love and A Male Ego Booster In His New 23-Year-Old Russian Student Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - No matter what he may say to the contrary Jim Carrey is still extremely devastated at having been dumped by the fantastically gorgeous Jenny McCarthy. Funnyman Carrey has said that Jenny did him a favor by breaking up with him. Oka...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries, Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey To Star In The New Reality Show 'Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced'

Kris Humphries, Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey To Star In The New Reality Show 'Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced'

LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming a new reality show about famous males whose wives filed for divorce. The show titled Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced is the brain child of Danci...

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Funny story: Emma Stone Responds To Jim Carrey's Complimentary Video Tribute

Emma Stone Responds To Jim Carrey's Complimentary Video Tribute

LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey sat in front of his computer and professed his attraction, admiration, and desire for the star of the motion picture The Help, Emma Stone. Carrey, who at 49, is 27 years older than 22-year-old Stone told her that he has se...

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Funny story: US version of Doctor Who planned

US version of Doctor Who planned

Doctor Who maybe one of the stalwarts of British television and a national institution, but plans are afoot for a US version of the show. The new version, with the working title 'Dr Who USA' will air on BBC America in the spring. A pilot episode is c...

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Funny story: National Lawyers Truth Day

National Lawyers Truth Day

The film Liar Liar has inspired a generation of lawyers to spend one day a year telling nothing but the truth. In order to make sure that the British public do not get wind of this special day, and keep judges on their toes, the day changes each year...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tells Jim Carrey To Shut The Eff Up

Tiger Woods Tells Jim Carrey To Shut The Eff Up

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Jim Carrey suddenly seems to think that he is the new Dr. Phil. Carrey remarked that Tiger Woods' wife, Elin "Queen Elin" Nordegren had to have known about his dozen or so infidelities. Carrey said that no married man can...

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Funny story: Jenny McCarthy Dumps Jim Carrey's Unfunny Butt

Jenny McCarthy Dumps Jim Carrey's Unfunny Butt

HOLLYWOOD - The land of celluloid, aka Gollywood is a funny place. Things that appear to be this are really that, and things that appear to be that are really this. Marriages that seem happy are sad, and marriages that seem sad are happy, even if...

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