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Funny story: Individuals Above Certain BMI Cautioned Against Jaywalking

Individuals Above Certain BMI Cautioned Against Jaywalking

Jaywalking is not recommended for anyone, but it can be particularly hazardous for individuals above a body mass index of 25, was the warning recently issued by the City of  Nashville. Said Mayor David Briley, "it's not so much the speed that's th...

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Funny story: TSA to target jokers

TSA to target jokers

Washington, DC - We all know not to joke while in line to board airplanes these days, but a new plan to ban joking everywhere is rapidly taking shape, according to our source C. Fowlercross, our mole in the TSA. (That is not his real name). Accor...

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Funny story: Leno Gets "Top 10 List," Letterman Gets "Jay Walking" In Talk Show Mega Trade

Leno Gets "Top 10 List," Letterman Gets "Jay Walking" In Talk Show Mega Trade

Faced with declining ratings and stronger competition, the Late Show with David Letterman has traded away its popular "Top 10 List" feature to Jay Leno in exchange for Leno's "Jay Walking" segment. Neither Letterman or Leno would comment on switching their signature comedy concepts. But a Late Show producer revealed 10 reasons why the trade was made: 10. Our audiences will get a kick out of...

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Funny story: Dog Arrested For Jaywalking

Dog Arrested For Jaywalking

There was drama in a Bangkok street today when police arrested a dog for jaywalking as it crossed the central reservation under a bridge on Rajavithi Road. The dog, black, was nabbed by the eagle-eyed Sgt Somchai Motosai as he took a backhander fr...

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Funny story: Paralympic Track Marshal To Be Charged With Jaywalking

Paralympic Track Marshal To Be Charged With Jaywalking

The Chinese track marshal who nonchalantly walked onto the running track in the midst of the 5000m wheelchair race, and was nearly flattened, has been charged with Jaywalking, it has emerged. Phu Kin Nut casually ambled through a maelstrom of spee...

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Funny story: Jaywalking suspect walks away with babbling officer's gun

Jaywalking suspect walks away with babbling officer's gun

(Seattle, WA) Officer Mark Dairy remembers stopping a man jaywalking across a busy five-lane highway Tuesday, but he claims he blacked out shortly after approaching the suspect.

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