Having seen both Donald Trump and Kanye West throw their hats into the ring as American President, the world is waiting to see which ego-maniac will be next. Although he is British, James Corden is said to be thinking about it, as are Matt Hancock…
Gary and Lorraine Johnson have found their latest date night was spoilt by James Cordon appearing in the two films that they had chosen to watch. 'Well' said Gary 'we started with Starter for 10, because it has James McAvoy and Benedict Cumberbatc…
Another young British man has fled the country to join the ranks of the US Chat Show Brotherhood, the extreme group notorious for its ruthless pursuit of TV ratings and relentless drive to destroy Western culture and control the minds of Western subj...
England fans have been labelled 'Pussies' by a senior footballing figure in the run up to their Euro 2012 opener v France The criticism comes after it was revealed that only 4,000 tickets to the Monday evening game had been sold and that the £40 f...
I have been charged with the solemn duty of reporting to you on the new mini-series which will be aired on television's History Channel from next week, entitled Extreme Patisserie in HD. It was the Danish philosopher Søren Kierkegaard who said: 'Patisserie must be eaten forward, but it can only be understood backward.' Whereas it was Henry Ford the motor car salesman who said: 'Patisse...
With This Week's Guest Editor: 20th Century Philosopher Of Being Martin Heidegger (James Corden says: "Top man! Being all over the media like a rash is so stressing. Jack Black introduced me to Heidegger's 'Überwindung der Metaphysik' on the set of Gulliver's Travels: it's the perfect way to touch base after a hard day feeding my already-bloated ego." Dear Martin, as a mature man, it is...
LONDON - James Corden today blamed producers for the decision to cut Adele's Brits acceptance speech short because of an overrunning TV schedule. The host of the music awards told the Evening Spoofard it was "awful" to force her off the stage to m...
The hardest winter in living memory seems set to return with a vengeance to the UK before long, writes Belinda Barrelscraper, Storm on the Cultural Horizon Correspondent. The UK is currently enjoying a brief respite from a record-breaking winter o...
Following the success of the unofficial World Cup song 'Shout for England', James Corden was all set to turn up as a surprise guest on Dizzee Rascal's Friday night Glastonbury set. But the appearance is under threat because of the possibility that E...
Bolton funnyman and text sex star Vernon Kay nearly got more than he bargained for last night on James Corden's World Cup TV show. Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of riding a surf board type thing in an inflatable paddling pool kind o...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today decided to have a shave rather than follow roly-poly funnyman James Corden's TV appeal for England football fans not to shave as long as the England team remain in the World Cup. Shuttlecock told our reporter: "...
James Corden has accepted Sir Patrick Stewart's request for a boxing match after the awkward falling out at the recent Glamour Awards in London. The two came to blows recently after Stewart poked fun at Corden's lazy approach to presenting and the...
Cheeky funnyman comedic cockney actor James Corden, who starred in 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' with that bloke off the Catherine Tate show, last night denied emphatically that he wanted to fight BBC presenter and ex-golden boot winner Gary Lineker. In...
Lord Mayor of London Boris Johnson yesterday urged the London Boroughs within his London Mayorage to "focus on their duties for control of sudden celebrity", in the aftermath of James Corden's televised mauling of revered stage and screen actor Sir P...
The Metropolitan Police today revealed that they stopped and searched three men last night on suspicion of conspiracy to cause some serious physical damage to some fat bloke. The three men, named as Patrick Stewart, out of Star Trek with a baldy h...
It seems that funny fat bloke out of 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' James Corden, having successfully made Star Trek trooper Patrick Stewart look a bit of a twat, is raising the bar. Apparently he wants to have a go at former Oasis frontman and profess...
LONDON - Sir Patrick Stewart tried to be cute and poke fun at James Corden's belly but the attempt backfired on the bald headed bloke who thinks he resides in Buckingham Palace. Stewart appearing on The Glamour Awards Show was presenting an award...
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