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Funny story: How Long is Merrick’s Clock? (I said CLOCK, not … never mind)

How Long is Merrick’s Clock? (I said CLOCK, not … never mind)

Merrick … we’re all still waiting for Merrick … they say he’s close and closing in more and more, but they’ve been saying that for a while. Can the government arrest itself? A question I don’t think even Socrates or Aristotle could figure out.

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Funny story: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Just as the U.S.A. acquired it own Guy Fawkes in Donald Trump, now Great Britain has its very own Richard Nixon in Boris Johnson! Boris Johnson will be serving a long time behind bars for his part in Partygate, but as an unexpected twist, his hai…

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Funny story: Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...

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Funny story: Orgasming woman found in contempt of court

Orgasming woman found in contempt of court

Mona Lotz was scheduled for trial yesterday in District Court. She was facing several counts of theft and knew it was highly likely that she would do time. Knowing she'd be unable to go for days without being on her phone, she realized she'd have to...

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Funny story: Historians Hide Stash in Ancient Tomb

Historians Hide Stash in Ancient Tomb

An ancient Chinese tomb brought to the U.S. for study turns out to be a drug mule. The two historians credited with finding the tomb were convicted of marijuana possession with intent to distribute. According to police evidence the researchers brough...

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Funny story: Man Sentenced to 11 Years in Prison for Farting on Airline, Causing Emergency Landing.

Man Sentenced to 11 Years in Prison for Farting on Airline, Causing Emergency Landing.

A Dyersburg, Tennessee resident was sentenced to 11 years in prison for causing a Delta airline flight to make an emergency landing due to his excessive farting. The incident occurred in June of 2014. When Zack Tillim, 32, boarded flight 2710 thi...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?

Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?

Justin Bieber is supposed to be locked up in jail tonight because of all the drugs and weird stuff found in his home in California. Yet he was seen outside his home by several of his neighbors as they drove by. "He even waved at them." "He's...

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Funny story: Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

CORCORAN, California - The girlfriend of the most evil demon in the United States has said that she wants to marry the infamous Charles Manson and have his baby; preferably a boy. Manson, who is 79, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison f...

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Funny story: Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

A Judge in Wyoming has ruled that a man whom police say, began picking up young girls and flashing them for the past ten years has the right to have a DNA testing. Although police say they are absolutely sure they have the right guy because they h...

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Funny story: Boston Celtics Player Arrested For Brandishing A Handgun - He Says It Was A Water Pistol

Boston Celtics Player Arrested For Brandishing A Handgun - He Says It Was A Water Pistol

KENT, Washington - Boston Celtics guard Terrence Williams (#55) spent last year playing basketball in China, and the way things look he may end up back in the land where Chinese food was invented. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, the mother...

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Funny story: Pay to Stay plan for British Jails

Pay to Stay plan for British Jails

Back in the 1850's Charles Dickens wrote an editorial about a man who had been wrongly arrested for robbery. The real criminal was arrested and later convicted, he served 5 years in Prison. The man who was wrongly arrested spent 40 years in jail. The...

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Funny story: Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint

Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint

CINCINNATI, Ohio (ABSNN) - A convicted pot smoker's request to smoke "one more joint before quitting," landed him in the joint after an Ohio judge "was astonished by his request." Damaine Mitchell, 19, was sentenced to prison by Hamilton County...

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Funny story: Writing Instrumental In Stopping Reoffending

Writing Instrumental In Stopping Reoffending

A recent report suggests that prisoners who become interested in writing while in prison are much less likely to reoffend when they are released. The Writers In Prison Network has published figures that suggest that inmates who participate in writ...

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Funny story: Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker

Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker

Manchester City supporter Darren Braithwaite has been fined £500 and jailed for 7 days after being found guilty of displaying a car sticker that was "grossly offensive and detrimental to public safety.". The City fan put the sticker - a 2 feet by...

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Funny story: George Michael Thanks Karma For Jail Time

George Michael Thanks Karma For Jail Time

Rock superstar George Michael says it was Lord Justice Emmanuel Karma who sent him to prison last year after he crashed his car while under the influence of drugs. The ex Wham star spent 8 weeks in Pentonville Prison in 2010 for his second drug-dr...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson regrets dating a Ukrainian

Mel Gibson regrets dating a Ukrainian

Mel Gibson said he regrets dating a pussy face Ukrainian critter because of all the hardship the creature has brought upon him. Gibson was forced to lose his temper when the Ukrainian held his child hostage in exchange for extortion money and hef...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Faces Life in Prison After Felony Charge

Lindsay Lohan Faces Life in Prison After Felony Charge

A New Jersey man who does absolutely nothing with his Law School education says that the mainstream media has missed a vital part of the Linsday Lohan Calvacade of F--k-ups: Under California's Three-Strike Law, Firecrotch is facing life in prison.

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