The famous toy company that makes fake guns Twerf™ just announced a new redesign for its new models specially made to American kids. "We are excited to show for the first time our redesign to the popular Twerf Guns. Kids don't like fake guns anymo…
Xanadu The Creationist Scientist League announced during their annual convention today that they have come to an agreement that the Big Bang actually did occur, but it was actually just 5,000 years ago and resulted in a big garden with a couple of tr...
For many years Intelligent Design have been using the human eye as an example as to why there must be a Designer responsible for all life. This has no been dropped after Michael Beye, author of numerous ID books and articles, discovered he needed gla...
DOVER, Ohio (ABSNN) - Fox's Karl Rove was absolutely right: "Ohio sucks!" Today Ohio proved it sucks when a four-football-field-wide sinkhole swallowed up a large section of Ohio State Road 513 just west of Dover. "Holy crap! I was just watch...
Intelligent Design, the theory that the world and everything on it was created by a Man with a Plan, has been overjoyed by the news that their tome, The ID Handbook, has been nominated for Fiction's Biggest Prize, the Booker Prize. "We're overjoye...
Karl Mankini of Rotterdam has begun a legal action against his own religion for what he perceives to be basic design flaws. Mankini is a member of the Intelligent Design Cult that believes that all living things were designed to look like they loo...
One of the greatest achievements of the science of evolution is the evolutionary algorithm. This mainstay of computing and design was a completely unforeseen extension of the theory of evolution by natural selection, and has rapidly become the bi...
Intelligent Design, the misguided collection of anti-science collaborators, have finally laid out their reasons for thinking that evolution is not science. "Science is the constant revising of cherished theories based on new evidence that comes in...
New research in cognitive behaviour has shown that the order in which we learn affects what we learn. "We believe that maths is deliberately taught before religious education," said Michael Beye, spokesman for the Discovery Institute, the militant...
The Intelligent Design movement have gone to the courts to force popular satirical news site, The Spoof, to put Spoofs that ridicule evolution and promote creationism into the Science and Technology section along side items that ridicule Creationism.
Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community. The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...
The Discovery Institute, the public and commercial face of the Intelligent Design Creationism movement have made a bold bid to buy the Vatican from the Catholic church. "We believe that the Catholic church has lost sight of what it was set up to a...
The Intelligent Design Movement, previously known as Creationism, has demanded that Father Christmas be included in the school history curriculum alongside other historic figures, such as Columbus, George Washington and Stan Laurel. "There is as m...
Science, the greatest construct ever created by man is to be taught in Religious Education classes across Texas. "We got fed up trying to get religion taught in science classes," said ID proponent, Michael Beye. "So we tried a different tack."...
It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children. The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2a...
In a landmark ruling the fabricated religion Pastafarianism, the religion of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is to be taught in Physics in US Creationist Faith Schools. "We are quite upset," said leading Creationist, Michael Behe. "For...
The Discovery Institute, the For Prophets organisation set up to preach and teach about intelligent design, has decided the time is right for a junior wing to the movement after repeated failures to convince anybody with an IQ above minus fifty that...
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