“And we had been getting so close,” said Andy Harding of Nashville, Tennessee, bemoaning the fact that his new live-in girlfriend, Amanda Miller, recently broke it to him that she wanted to start social distancing. “It’s a bummer, no getting aroun...
Carl Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, recently rose like a phoenix from the ashes of his shattered six-year relationship with his (now) ex-girlfriend Carla Jones. “People used to joke around all the time about our names,” recalled Carl. “They'd tel...
Whenever I read in the news about some politician or celebrity having an affair, it makes me think of my own marriage and the sacredness with which I hold my vow of fidelity to my wife. Even after 20 years of marriage, I can look in the mirror and be proud of the fact I've never had an affair with another woman. I guess you could call me a poster boy of constancy. Of course, I would be lying...
Now that it's the weekend (which you're happy about), you can look back on the week that's almost over and come to the conclusion that it was pretty much like the weeks before it: It sucked (which you're not that happy about). But just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Monday is only hours away, and there's reason to believe that next week is really gonna suck. Here are five reasons:...
Has your boyfriend or husband suddenly started grooming himself before work? Has he lost interest in the bedroom? Is he sneaking around whispering on the phone and receiving late night text messages? Have you spotted lipstick on his collar? There is probably a very reasonable explanation for all the above. For instance he may have started grooming himself for work because there could be a prom...
Following a roller coaster news day yesterday replete with ex-wife jabs and tax return eye openers, Newt Gingrich is proving himself to the candidate who isn't as rich as rival Mitt Romney. "I guess that could be taken in multiple ways", says poli...
Top Gear presenter and lothario, Jeremy Clarkson, is set to announce his departure from the world's favourite motoring TV show. Following hot on the heels of further revelations of extramarital indiscretions and the withdrawal of his super injunction...
What started out as a string of plausibly deniable accusations over an alcohol induced rendezvous between Ashton Kutcher and a young blonde from who-cares-where, has blossomed into a full bore media bonanza now that the youngster, Sara Leal has just...
HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Demi Moore has turned to Tweeting as her way of letting the public know, albeit indirectly, how she feels about Ashton Kutcher's recent infidelity. The Tweets, which Moore has released at random intervals and use quotes from wel...
A reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' revealed today why Gordon Ramsay and his father-in-law, Chris Hutcheson, no longer speak to each other. Apparently, father-in-law has been leading a 'triple' life for decades. He has not 2 but 3 wives and families...
Story #1: One afternoon, President and Mrs. Coolidge were touring a government-owned farm. the couple split up to tour different sections. While walking past the chicken coops, Mrs. Coolidge noticed one particular rooster mating over and over and over. "How often does that rooster mate?" she asked, ostensibly while trying to ignore her dampening bloomers. "Many times a day, to be hone...
More tidbits are leaking out from Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement, as the former California Governor admitted to fathering a child more than 10 years ago with one of his domestic staffers, taking his conservative/wholesome family values p...
Newt Gingrich today blamed his past marital cheating on getting so caught up in his crusade to better "America and her ideals," as he put it, "that I started surrendering my body to political groupies on the road." The potential GOP presidential...
For ages, women have sought a way to quantify their partners' fidelity, with little success. Researchers at the Kinsey Institute now state that the definitive answer has been under out noses the whole time. Literally. They suggest smelling your p...
Ballston, VA: Mired amid controversy of alleged infidelity and sexual misconduct, former Vice President and prominent global warming activist, Al Gore, angrily dismissed these accusations today at a press corps luncheon. Gore raised eyebrows by di...
A North Dakota woman who was "torn between two lovers" said that she would appreciate the return of her body parts. Tonya Olive said from her hospital bed that she could do a lot more to please each man sexually if they each returned the arm, leg, a...
Tiger Woods has announced that he will hold a press conference on Friday at a Golf Club in Florida. It will be his first public media address since apologizing for affairs and infidelity in December and the first press conference since before his Th...
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