The start of the Conservative Party conference on Sunday was marred by a lewd twitter apparently eminating from a caged bird outside the building. The bird was identified as Acridotheres tristis, or the common Myna. Nigel Farage who was passing at ti...
Greater Madchester Police questioned an old age pensioner yesterday after she began exposing herself to passes by in a local Lidl's. An eyewitness to the event, described the OAP as losing the plot completely. The traumatised witness said: She came...
A British man holidaying in Australia charged with conducting a lewd act in a public place, has been found not guilty in a landmark case. Oliver Prestwick, from Bath, was arrested after complaints from a female member of the public that she had wi...
A woman accused of urinating on a war memorial has vehemently denied the accusation and also rejected claims that she performed a sex act on a man nearby. Blackpool woman, Chantelle Muff, 19, reacted angrily to the allegations by fuming "I'd been...
BERLIN - Members of The German Federation For Human Decency are seriously considering bringing charges of indecent exposure against German model Claudia Schiffer. Schiffer appears on the cover of the German edition of Vgue Magazine and all she is...
Congressman John Boehner of Ohio, long known for his "hooded eyes look" was arrested today for indecent exposure after opening his eyes wide in a press conference. No one in the Capitol had ever seen this and the reaction was immediate. "I can't...
Where is Oprah when you need her? She should have been on hand at the Golden Anum Club on the weekend, when a highly popular Bay Area Obama impersonator, Ivanna Talleywhacker, (his stage name)was arrested for indecent exposure early Saturday morning...
ST PAUL, MN (TS.com) - Gee whiz, gay guys can't catch a break in St. Paul, Minnesota! First, a well known, and nominally well respected, politician gets his ass busted for "taking a wide stance," and propositioning an undercover cop for homosexua...
Since the artless Dodger Manny Ramirez has returned from his fifty game suspension for having a performance enhancing female sex hormone in his bloodstream, things have just gone downhill. Ramirez now known as " Mammy" because of the bodacious tatas...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Sonny and Cher's sexually shape-shifting son and the Big Screen's brawny but brainless beef broker were spotted jogging along San Vicente Blvd near the Brentwood Country Club this morning, very sweaty and very bare-chested. Thoug...
Police in New York City got to the bottom of several 9-1-1 calls about a man running "wildly" near East Jersey Avenue and Jefferson Street, minus his clothes and carrying a huge sausage believed to have been stolen. The incident revealed itself wh...
In breaking news, Hip Hop Harry was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself, and masturbating in front of a rack of Barbie Dolls at a Meijer's Thrifty Acre Superstore located in Detroit, Michigan. Details were still coming in at this hour, but...
A 39-year-old over man was indicted Tuesday on charges of sexually touching himself and rubbing against a movie display in front of two young girls last March in the video department of a Wally-Mart store in Dewbury. A Borris County grand jury han...
Rochelle, GA - This last Wednesday, a student at a local interracial high school decided to tell a joke, not just any joke, this joke's punchline was literary a punch towards the African American community. "I never meant to cause such a problem,...
On July 18, 2008, a Hobart man was caught downloading 31,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and even an octopus. He was fined $1500. Additionally, he was put on the sex offenders register for four years! Before the advent of motorcars, decent people of the time rode their animals to market places where, say, a jennet was tethered to a peg, and, i...
Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - A pair of baggy pants was arrested today in the city of Atlanta for indecency. The incident happened after a Baptist preacher was walking through a clothing store and noticed that the pant's zipper was down.
Reverend Willie Jefferson, pastor of Trinity Tabernacle Church of God and Christ in Knoxville, Tennesee has a picture of Jesus tattooed on the end of his knob. He claims it's his unique way of delivering his message to the faithful that "Jes...
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