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Funny story: Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Syndrome

In 1973, psychiatrist Nils Bejerot published the result of his studies: Stockholm Syndrome. The studies disclosed a disturbing result: emotional "bonding" between the captives and the captors in a hostage taking situation. At a bank in Stockholm, two-machine-gun-carrying criminals took hostage four people, three women and one man, for 131 hours. In 1974, Patricia Campbell Hearst, 19, was kidnap...

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Funny story: N. Korea Kim Jong Un Nutty As Fruitcake

N. Korea Kim Jong Un Nutty As Fruitcake

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un had an American tourist, Merrill Newman, captured and accused the 75-year-old man of being a spy. Then he placed Newman on TV to read what was written for him confessing to not only being a spy but eating children.

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Funny story: Terry Waite to go back to Lebanon

Terry Waite to go back to Lebanon

Terry Waite, once imprisoned and handcuffed to a radiator in Lebanon as he worked to release hostages has stated that he wants to return there. "With the UK turning back into recession, I can't see any point staying here", said Terry, "I also got...

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Funny story: Mouse Holds Peterborough Family Hostage

Mouse Holds Peterborough Family Hostage

Panic has set into the surrounding area of Pontiferol Gardens in Peterborough were a psychotic cheese wielding maniac barged into the home of Mr and Mrs Clive Doubletime before informing them that they were hostages. The mouse then beat up Clive D...

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Funny story: "Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

"Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

(Anaheim-CA) The happiest place on earth, proved it's not immune to ships being taken by real pirates. Thursday, taking a cue from Somali pirates who boarded the United State flagged ship "Maersk Alabama", employees dressed as pirates seized a boat i...

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Funny story: Greenodd residents arrive back in Britain

Greenodd residents arrive back in Britain

Following a harrowing seven days captivity under Somali pirates' control, the residents of Greenodd have arrived back in Britain. The freed hostages were greeted at the airport by a bevy of airline officials, junior Police officers and the recent...

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Funny story: Hostages rescued but not by authorities

Hostages rescued but not by authorities

Hostages kept captive for nine days by Somali pirates in the capital city, Mogadishu, have been freed. News filtered through to English police that a hither to unknown person wearing a red cape and underpants on the outside of his uniform has man...

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Funny story: Reports that hostages may be free just "hot air"

Reports that hostages may be free just "hot air"

Unconfirmed reports have been leaked to the press suggesting that the 1500 Greenodd residents held hostage in Somalia may in fact be free. Somalian authorities have refused to confirm or deny these details and there is some confusion surrounding...

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Funny story: Rescue plan for hostages slowly coming to fruition

Rescue plan for hostages slowly coming to fruition

Relief of the 1500 Greenodd residents held hostage by Somali pirates in Mogadishu is materialising day by day. Superintendent Harry "snapper" Organs of Q Division is in charge of forming ideas and coming up with suitable remedies to the ongoing crisi...

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Funny story: Efforts continue to obtain freedom of Greenodd hostages

Efforts continue to obtain freedom of Greenodd hostages

Police are continuing several lines of action in order to attain the freedom of the Greenodd residents held hostage in Mogadishu, Somalia by rampant east African pirates. A press conference was held yesterday in which authorities released a short...

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Funny story: Red Cross & The Hostages: What to do?

Red Cross & The Hostages: What to do?

Faced with mounting international pressure, Colombian President Alvaro Uribe admitted that, at least, one of the rescuers who was on the hostage rescue mission that recently freed 15 people from the leftist FARC rebels wore an International Red Cross...

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Funny story: Ex-hostage says others in danger

Ex-hostage says others in danger

One of the American Hostages released recently from the FARC, a revolutionary group in Columbia, is concerned for his former friends and still hostages.

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Funny story: Fidel Castro in Guantanamo hostage plea

Fidel Castro in Guantanamo hostage plea

Former Cuban president Fidel Castro has called on the American government to free all of its hostages.

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Funny story: Five Iraqi Hostages Captured At Heathrow

Five Iraqi Hostages Captured At Heathrow

After the kidnap of five British hostages in Baghdad earlier this week, Mr Blair's government has reacted in kind by capturing five Iraqi hostages of its own, and subjecting them to the kind of "hostile treatment" that many foreigners in Britain have...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown - Who Is He?

Gordon Brown - Who Is He?

Gordon Brown may be Britain's next PM, but it's unlikely that he would be the People's Choice. Indeed, so anonymous is he, that many people still do not even know who he is.

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Funny story: Britain/Iran Nitpicking Row Escalates To Serious Level

Britain/Iran Nitpicking Row Escalates To Serious Level

The 15 Royal Navy personnel captured by Iranian pirates last week look like being inducted into the crew of the ship that they are being held hostage on.

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Funny story: Sooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety

Sooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety

Kiddies' favourite puppeteer, Mathew Corbett, is said by sources close to him to be distraught by the theft of his two best buddies, Sooty and Sweep.

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