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Funny story: New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

ELMONT, New York – Jockey Manny Franco rode number 8, Tiz The Law, to victory at the Belmont Stakes before a crowd estimated to be about 103, including two hot dog vendors, three security guards, and a stand-up comedian. "TTL", as Anderson Cooper...

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Officials Say There’s a Way To Still Run This Year’s Race

Kentucky Derby Officials Say There’s a Way To Still Run This Year’s Race

LOUISVILLE – It was a foregone conclusion that this year’s edition of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race would be cancelled due to the Coronavirus pandemic. But derby racing officials have hit upon a way to actually run the traditional event.

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Churchill Downs - As the 140th running of the Kentucky Derby nears, one fact about one of the horses in the running this year is clear: 'Uncle Sigh' just doesn't give a damn. The horse is already pissed about having to shave his beard for the race bu...

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Funny story: Republican Office Worker Hits Horse Racing Trifecta Jackpot

Republican Office Worker Hits Horse Racing Trifecta Jackpot

Monmouth Park NJ: There is a new multi-millionaire in the Garden State today, as a New Jersey man hits it big on the sport of king's playing the trifecta. (A trifecta is a bet where the bettor must predict which horses in a race will finish first, se...

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Funny story: It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

Sarah Palin, the firebrand republican ex-Governor of Alaska, has decided to run, and she hopes, win the prestigious Belmont Stakes. The Belmont Stakes, a thoroughbred horse race that will be held this year on June 11th at Belmont Park in Elmont,...

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