PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Philadelphia Police Department has informed the news media that they have arrested one Melvin “Weenie” Buckthorn. The arresting PPD officer stated that he observed the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile that Buckthorn was…
KENT, Washington - Boston Celtics guard Terrence Williams (#55) spent last year playing basketball in China, and the way things look he may end up back in the land where Chinese food was invented. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, the mother...
Memphis, Tennessee - A handgun belonging to Elvis was returned today. It was stolen last week from the Memphis Museum during the weeklong celebration commemorating the 30-year anniversary of Elvis's death. Finger prints raised off the gun have au...
Columbus, Ohio (ANP) - Within minutes of firing the bullet, James Wakersfield knew something was wrong. The projectile had lodged inside his stomach instead of where he originally intended.
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