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Funny story: Guatemala’s Two Top Drug Cartels Are In a Big Drug War

Guatemala’s Two Top Drug Cartels Are In a Big Drug War

ANTIGUA, Guatemala – The Cartel Drug War down in Guatemala has turned into a ruthless, inhumane, and downright stressful situation. The two main factions are the Tapachula Hombres, headed by ex-attorney, Gomer Ixtantan, who is one of the best lawy…

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Funny story: Guatemala Facing a Serious Financial Crisis is Having to Sell Their Two Naval Vessels

Guatemala Facing a Serious Financial Crisis is Having to Sell Their Two Naval Vessels

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – The president of Guatemala has just informed the citizens of Gua-Gua, as the country is affectionately called by the other Central American countries, that the nation has run out of money. President Alejandro "Guacamole...

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Funny story: Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

EL PASO – The Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency has just released some amazing statistics. They are pointing out that, just since the Coronavirus hit the USA, the amount of illegal immigrants who are opting to return to their homes south...

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Funny story: President Trump Proclaims That He Has Secured The Rights To A Pill That Will Totally Eradicate The Coronavirus

President Trump Proclaims That He Has Secured The Rights To A Pill That Will Totally Eradicate The Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump says that because of his many world-wide connections in every field of endeavor he has just come across a newly discovered pill that when taken orally will totally destroy the Coronavirus within 45 minutes. POTUS sa...

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Funny story: John Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras

John Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s former security advisor, John Bolton, has made a startling revelation about the Liar-In-Chief, as Bolton and so many other White House staff members refer to the acting president (behind his back, of course). B...

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Funny story: Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

The thousands of middle and working class Americans about whom we reported on March 13th of this year, have reached the Guatemalan border, and are camped-out there awaiting asylum to get in and take over the lands and homes left behind by native refu...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Plan to Annex Mexico and Expel All the Rapists

Trump Announces Plan to Annex Mexico and Expel All the Rapists

New York, NY Donald Trump no longer wants to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexican border. Instead, he wants to annex Mexico to the United States and build a wall along the Mexico-Guatemala border. Trump said that all the rapists in Mexico would be sent t...

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Funny story: Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

MILWAUKEE - The state of Wisconsin regrets to have to announce that it will be closing down three cheese factories within the next four weeks. The cheese factories are located in Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Oshkosh. A representative for the state...

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Funny story: The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - The secretary-general of the United Nations Ban-Ki-Moon has made it abundantly clear to the Central American government of Guatemala that they need to squash their invasion of North Korea rhetoric immediately. Ban-Ki-Moon informed...

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Funny story: Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently said at a White House state dinner honoring the president of Guatemala, Pancho Ensalada that it is getting harder and harder for the youth of America to find nice, good, wholesome role models. H...

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Funny story: Discovery of New Mayan Calendar Updates Doomsday Prophesy

Discovery of New Mayan Calendar Updates Doomsday Prophesy

Archeologists have discovered a new Mayan calendar - the Beach Babes Bikini Edition - that provides a new, and more reliable, date for the end of the world: June, 2014. Discovering the calendar also proves that the Mayan's much publicized prophes...

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Funny story: Guatemala Says They've Developed A Nuclear Weapon

Guatemala Says They've Developed A Nuclear Weapon

GUATEMALA CITY - The tiny Central American country of Guatemala has just issued an international press release stating that after several years of research, planning, and development they now have a nuclear weapon. A spokesperson for the Guatemala...

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Funny story: Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

The University of Dorking has been rocked by a controversy that threatens to have major repercussions for one of its prestige Departments, writes Storm In A Teacup Correspondent, Will Slather. This controversy, which threatens major repercussions,...

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Funny story: Guatemala To Invade Mexico

Guatemala To Invade Mexico

GUATEMALA CITY - The president of Guatemala Jose Juan Jose "Timmy" De Los Platanos has just issued a world-wide statement that his country plans to invade Mexico next Tuesday. De Los Platanos said that he is tired of the wind blowing the swine flu...

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Funny story: Hints for Solo Travel in Central America

Hints for Solo Travel in Central America

The following are some helpful guidelines for solo travelers visiting Central America for the first time. Feel free to print this list and refer to it throughout your visit to this beautiful, yet culturally diverse region. Bring anti-nausea medication with you at all times. Accept the fact you will get violently ill anyway. Don't assume that your new Nicaraguan boyfriend is serious when he...

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Funny story: Guatemala priests poised to unhex sacred site after Bush visit

Guatemala priests poised to unhex sacred site after Bush visit

Guatemala City - (Rotters): Iximche shamans have vowed to take no chances with any lingering evil influences that George W Bush may leave behind when he visits the ancient Mayan archaeological site next week to spread his customary sicko toxins dres...

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