A man was arrested yesterday for causing criminal damage in a Greenwich Village art gallery.
He is accused of sneezing maliciously and abundantly on a derivative and prententious abstract painting which was on display, a work valued at $5,000.
The Spoof has discovered what has kept Paula Abdul distracted for months. Turns out she's a descendant of Paul Revere and has been doing late-night "The British are coming" rides on horseback through the streets of Greenwich Village in...
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