Super Christians hate sex (didn’t someone say the most traffic on Porn Hub comes from Utah, home of the Mormons, one of the most repressed sects of Christianity?) and they want you to hate it too. So soon, once laws are passed and secret documents…
LOS ANGELES - Betty White, at the age of 90, is one of the few people in America who is older than GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul. Ms. White is best noted for having starred in the popular sit-com The Mary Tyler Moore Show where she portrayed...
People in Hollywood were astonished, and that takes some doing, to learn this morning that the person they have presented all kinds of awards to over the past year is NOT the real Betty White, but an Asian Man using makeup to look like the lady. A...
Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has died at the age of 76. That makes actress, Betty White the last of the Golden Girls and winner of at least a million dollar tontine. The tontine is named after a banker named Lorenzo de Tonti, who invented it in Fran...
"I hope you die, so I can be the last Golden Girl!" That was Betty White's "get well" card to fellow former Golden Girls cast member Rue McClanahan, who is recovering from a stroke. "Betty's full of shit", laughed McClanahan. "She and I both sent...
A new health and diet drink is booming in the Alaska bars which was created by a prominent toilet paper company and a closet alcoholic physician which are making millions! It is said to be a favorite of Sara Palin's and the secret to her weight...
According to an Indian newspaper, two of Hollywood's most well known faces, Jennifer Lopez and Beatrice Arthur have come to loggerheads over their upcoming films, both focusing on single women wanting to be mothers. However, over the recent weeken...
(Hollywood, CA) A long anticipated reunion movie of the popular television series The Golden Girls was halted when all four stars of the show found it difficult to get through shooting without soiling themselves.
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