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Santa Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals

Funny story: Santa Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals

Come Christmas Eve, many prominent Democrats will find themselves with empty stockings hanging from their fireplaces. The reason? President Elect Trump has declared the areas over their homes No-Fly Zones, so Santa and Rudolph cannot drop off gifts.

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Ted Cruz the Showman (sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Funny story: Ted Cruz the Showman (sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Ted Cruz the Showman was a sleazy scrappy soul, With McCarthy looks and a button nose And two eyes made out of coal. Ted Cruz the Showman is a sordid tale, they say, He was full of blow but Teabillies know How he came to life one day. There must have been some money To propel him to the top. For when they made him Senator He became a Tea Party prop. Oh, Ted Cruz the Showman was...

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Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Funny story: Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not? Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop. Santa's elves are furious. They...

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Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

Funny story: Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...

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Two Americans Will Attend Spoof Christmas Party in the UK

Funny story: Two Americans Will Attend Spoof Christmas Party in the UK

And they are: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. They've managed to get a few days off from their Christmas duties in order to attend the festivities. And of course Rudolph will provide the air transportation. He's good at that. He'll carry Frosty in a sidecar kind of setup. It's a bit of a pain in the butt, said Rudolph; but, as he points out, "Frosty doesn't exactly ha...

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