Come Christmas Eve, many prominent Democrats will find themselves with empty stockings hanging from their fireplaces. The reason? President Elect Trump has declared the areas over their homes No-Fly Zones, so Santa and Rudolph cannot drop off gifts.
Ted Cruz the Showman was a sleazy scrappy soul,
With McCarthy looks and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Ted Cruz the Showman is a sordid tale, they say,
He was full of blow but Teabillies know
How he came to life one day.
There must have been some money
To propel him to the top.
For when they made him Senator
He became a Tea Party prop.
Oh, Ted Cruz the Showman was...
Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not?
Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop.
Santa's elves are furious. They...
But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice.
Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...
And they are: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and Frosty the Snowman.
They've managed to get a few days off from their Christmas duties in order to attend the festivities. And of course Rudolph will provide the air transportation. He's good at that. He'll carry Frosty in a sidecar kind of setup. It's a bit of a pain in the butt, said Rudolph; but, as he points out, "Frosty doesn't exactly ha...
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