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Funny story: Swedish book burning needs focus - aim for the Jewels!

Swedish book burning needs focus - aim for the Jewels!

The Swedes are burning books again … and I must take serious issue with this issue! Sure, one could say that any god who worries Him- or Itself over the burning of His book is no god at all. Aren’t gods bigger than their holy books? Apparently not…

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Funny story: Speech is No Longer Protected by Freedom of Speech

Speech is No Longer Protected by Freedom of Speech

French law has recently been changed, following a change in Canadian law as well. Which states, “Speech is no longer protected by Freedom of Speech, unless ordered by the Great and Holy Leader.” Which means, if the Leader, or anyone he or she…

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Funny story: “Fuck”, A GOAT?

“Fuck”, A GOAT?

As a word, is “Fuck” a GOAT, or Greatest Of All Time? Is it the greatest word in the English language? To non-native speakers of the language, the following sentence is technically correct, just weird and confusing: “The fucking fucker fucked the…

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Funny story: Beatbox Journalism and the Satanic Slam Dance

Beatbox Journalism and the Satanic Slam Dance

Let the word go forth, that on this Day of Our Lucifer, January 13, 2023, I, Ana Sian (or Ana Siam, if you prefer) have just created a new literary sub-sub-sub-genre … … Musical Gonzo Journalism! [Hold for applause] Satan’s Freedom of Spe…

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Funny story: The Death of Comedy in America

The Death of Comedy in America

Sad news for comedians everywhere … in the future Trump America, there shall be no comedy. Yes, Trump and other GOP-ers will be allowed to tell jokes, but come on, how many redneck comedians are there? You just might be a redneck? That’s the exte…

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Funny story: Freedom of Speech vs. A Bag of Shit

Freedom of Speech vs. A Bag of Shit

Which is worth more? Freedom of Speech is not an absolute. It can be changed. Incredibly easily! For example, if you call Prince Andrew a bag of shit (or worse – the truth!), you may easily get arrested. If you dare say that Chucky and His Brid…

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Funny story: How To and How Not to Hate in Canada

How To and How Not to Hate in Canada

When is the pot and kettle black? Which is blacker than the other? There are laws in various countries which mean well, except they were passed by politicians of little brain. It’s easy to make a law first, and then wonder about the full ramifica…

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Funny story: What’s the Deal with Freedom of Speech?

What’s the Deal with Freedom of Speech?

How should one “deal with” freedom of speech? If you’re a Muslim, you stab Salman Rushdie in the neck. If you’re the governments of Britain or the USA, you imprison Julian Assange. If you’re the NSA, you force Edward Snowden to seek sanctuar…

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Funny story: You Are A Cellphone

You Are A Cellphone

Various computer, phone, entertainment, political think tanks, and mass data storage companies are planning your life, and you don’t even know it! What’s on your cellphone? Apps? Photos and movies and wacky fun games? How about access to your b…

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Funny story: The “Free Julian Assange” Show

The “Free Julian Assange” Show

Welcome to the Free Julian Assange Show! We have a tote board to show how many donations we’ve received to free Julian, and it’s still at zero. But even more exciting, we have famous world leaders on the phone, here to tell you what they’ve b…

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Funny story: The FCC is Keepin’ It Real, Fuckers!

The FCC is Keepin’ It Real, Fuckers!

The FCC warns that Apple and Google and others should immediately take down Tik Tok from their app platforms. The reason given is that China is watching! Every time someone posts something on Tik Tok, China is keeping record. Names, where you live…

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Funny story: M’Lord Elon, the Rich Hypocrite

M’Lord Elon, the Rich Hypocrite

Elon Musk doesn’t like when he tells his employees to “get back to work” and a few of them respond “What an asshole!” instead of “Yes, sir, thank you, sir, you are god, sir.” In merry old Europe, the poor once lived on land owned by the rich. The…

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Funny story: Peculiar sound over Washington DC extending with experts still baffled

Peculiar sound over Washington DC extending with experts still baffled

A sound in the small hours of the night many people are now discussing seems to be extending rather than reducing. Reported first as located directly over the White House, it has spread throughout the country and into Alaska. Analysts working o…

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Funny story: Germany passes legislation making farting in public legal!

Germany passes legislation making farting in public legal!

(NOT EDITED) Amid protests from conspiracy theorists, 'Querdenkers' (not Queer), lockdown opponents, and other mad-hatters in German society, Angie Merkel's government have decided to offer an olive-branch to such radical groups. Hopefully, by mak…

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Funny story: Sweden drops case against Assange; Arbuthnot replaced with new lot

Sweden drops case against Assange; Arbuthnot replaced with new lot

Recent news on the Assange case indicates that Judge Emma Arbuthnot has recused herself as Mr. Assange’s prosecutor on the grounds of conflict of interest. Just a few days back, Sweden dropped its rape case charges against Assange for the third ti...

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Funny story: Trump to deport all immigrants plus native borns with immigrant parents of the past 100 years

Trump to deport all immigrants plus native borns with immigrant parents of the past 100 years

Today Mr. Trump announced a new policy to stop “all the filthy, anti-American, horrible comments” on his administration. According to White House sources, the basic problem stems from current criticisms over many of Mr. Trump’s domestic and intern...

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Funny story: Man Makes Excellent Point on Neighborhood Listserv

Man Makes Excellent Point on Neighborhood Listserv

During a not-so-neighborly discussion on their neighborhood Listserv, Ken Campbell of Red River, Tennessee, made an excellent point in response to people's complaints about certain residents' hyper-political Listserv posts. “Why do you read them i...

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