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Funny story: Pentagon says that the billions of dollars spent in Afganistan were about to slow down the Taliban all this time

Pentagon says that the billions of dollars spent in Afganistan were about to slow down the Taliban all this time

The US military has deployed around 5,000 operatives in Afganistan to evacuate it's embassy, American citizens and personnel as soon as possible after President Biden and the NATO announced the retirement of all troops by September the 11th. Obvio…

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Funny story: Biden will review need to travel on Air Force One

Biden will review need to travel on Air Force One

After Mr. Biden's fall on the steps of Air Force One yesterday, a panel of advisors has come forward to offer guidance. Mr. Biden's first weeks in office have not all been rosy, despite ratings at 52% according to Main Stream News polling. Even…

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Funny story: China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

President Biden is reported considering battle group activity in Chinese waters, or bombing a few cities to respond to the latest international crisis. Analysts suggest the “anal swab imbroglio” has reached unreasonable levels at this time. The…

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Funny story: Encylopedia of Pretexts for Politics and Business due out by Christmas on Amazon dot com

Encylopedia of Pretexts for Politics and Business due out by Christmas on Amazon dot com

This newly-established encyclopedia already shows massive pre-sales, with release date December 24. It bears an array of acknowledgements on its title page: “Fascism is the cockroach of contemporary politics—even a nuclear war will not kill it!...

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Funny story: BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker

BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker

In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...

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Funny story: US ratchets up defense against Iran with advertising campaigns into the disputed area

US ratchets up defense against Iran with advertising campaigns into the disputed area

Anonymous sources at the State Department indicate a new campaign is underway to encourage resolution of conflicts—via advertising and subtle messages. The targets start with Iran, with extension of the new scheme to Venezuela and North Korea bei...

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Funny story: Trump “tempers” Bolton and Pompeo in special White House ops

Trump “tempers” Bolton and Pompeo in special White House ops

Last week Mr. Trump indicated that at times he must “temper” Mr. Bolton’s enthusiasm for threatening other countries. He stated that “John is a good man," while adding a “but” that, fortunately, at times Mr. Trump needs to control him and calm him...

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Funny story: Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral

Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral

What has long been the mystery of a male’s having three testicles, instead of two, has suddenly reached new stages of revelation. At this time sweeping Twitter, a startling development has occurred in the Trump administration, hitherto tightly gua...

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Funny story: US agency to receive “Laundryland and Sunshine Award” for actions in the new century so far

US agency to receive “Laundryland and Sunshine Award” for actions in the new century so far

The New York Times has revealed a security agency operating as a gigantic laundromat, which specializes in "protecting national interests.” This laundromat (aka "Laundryland") houses enormous scrubbing machines that dwarf an ordinary facility's wa...

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Funny story: Trump Is Consulting Mobsters About Foreign Policy

Trump Is Consulting Mobsters About Foreign Policy

WASHINGTON POST By Peter Hare Donald Trump has said that he's a "smart guy." That is the reason he doesn't need daily intelligence briefings. Too, he's said that he knows more than the generals about Isis. And 3 days ago he said he had more...

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Funny story: MSM outfits name Trump and Sanders winners and call for speeding up 2016 election

MSM outfits name Trump and Sanders winners and call for speeding up 2016 election

A coalition of mainstream news (MSM) corporations has stepped forward to announce that the 2016 candidates for the presidency are already clear, and it's time to move on. The candidates are Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, and the election can pro...

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Funny story: Extremist Pinko Professor Vilifies Humanitarian Heroes

Extremist Pinko Professor Vilifies Humanitarian Heroes

Some recent comments about humanitarian heroism have failed to satisfy the ever-impossible-to-please satire news fixture, Pre-Senior-Professor-Guru-Emeritus Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College. Notable public figure and moderate political Tory-ist William Hague moans: It is just so very, very unfair, how...

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Funny story: U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico

U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico

Polls just out indicate that a large majority of Americans 1) support air strikes on Isis; 2) A majority thinks that President Obama has not been "tough enough" on Isis, during a time that he is widely expanding the war; -- 3) A large majority opp...

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Funny story: President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

Doctors at Mt. Sinai Hospital are not yet clear on a peculiar new disease affecting the President, where he is temporarily hospitalized. The problem emerged directly after his return from a retreat at Camp David where he spent solitary time ponde...

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Funny story: ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi makes shocking confession in rogue Mosul nightclub The Burqa al-Ablah

ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi makes shocking confession in rogue Mosul nightclub The Burqa al-Ablah

No sooner was I back in Baghdad from the journey to Mosul with Hillary than I got this strange call on my cell. I was at my favorite cheap digs, the Hotel Alzubra, ready to move back towards Syria, but it was Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi saying I should return north to Mosul. "If this is Warezabar," the voice said, "I have something. Urgent." "This is Pepe Warezabar." "Yes?" His English is...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

Hillary Clinton secretly enters Iraq to assess ISIS and begin pre-presidential negotiations

In burqa and nijab, with her signature dark wraparounds, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton recently entered Iraq as part of her presidential campaign. No simple drop in and out with flak jacket, HRC slipped into Iraq and drove north from Bagh...

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Funny story: Don't Do Stupid Sh*t party steps forward to challenge duopoly

Don't Do Stupid Sh*t party steps forward to challenge duopoly

The new DDSS party, inspired direct from President Obama's name for his foreign policy, the "Don't Do Stupid Sh*t" policy, is set for a two year run to take the Presidency. It emphasizes program, not personality. A founding principle begins: "We h...

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