HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s Las Nuevas News Agency has reported that the woman who had a flamingo uvula transplant surgery back in October of 2021, says she came through with flying colors (no pun intended). Ramona De La Mamamona, 77, a…
HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s national news agency Las Nuevas, has learned that a woman, who resides in Sugar Cane, Cuba, will soon become the first woman in the world to receive a uvula from a flamingo. Ramona de la Mamamona, 77, embarras…
Scientists have been interviewing flamingos whilst standing on one leg in Africa because they wanted to know what the health benefits are. Chief flamingo, Pinky, told scientists, "we do it because it preserves energy and therefore we live longer!"...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather is issuing extreme cold warnings from the Dakota's, to The Great Lakes region, and over to the New Jersey area. USDW meteorologists predict that the Yukon Polar Vortex or YPV, will cause a...
Jethro Tull, inventor of the seed drill and flautist with the seminal 70's folk rock band of the same name, has sensationally revealed that he is part flamingo. Tull, real name Ian Anderson, has become an iconic image over the years, with his trad...
A whole new breed of physical fitness has been discovered near the southern tip of Florida, and it comes with four legs, and six legs, and sometimes no legs at all. Each morning the exercise routine begins with extricating large and sometimes poisonous snakes from the public showers, an exercise that is equal to a three hour cross country jog. But that's just the beginning, and your Florida fit...
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