A 40-year-old man had to have hospital treatment after he ate his own finger. Ivor Wonmissin, from Gateshead, was poking about trying to pick out bits of meat that had got stuck in his teeth after his meal, when he accidentally bit into his index...
A national association of finger doctors said today that e-readers like the Kindle and Nook are taking away a large segment of their business. "We used to treat dozens of patients with paper cuts on their fingers from books and magazines each da...
THE length of a man's fingers gives a clue to the size of his manhood. An index finger that is shorter than the ring finger may indicate a longer penis, according to scientists. Previous studies have shown strong evidence that testosterone in t...
A British Journal of Cancer study has found men whose index finger is longer than their ring finger are more likely to poke themselves in the bum hole then men with shorter fingers. Men are well known for poking themselves in the bum hole in secre...
A young Dutch boy who thought that he was saving his country by putting his finger in a dike has been charged with sexual assault and hate crimes against a homosexual. Luther Grunden, who followed what he thought was his country's tradition, has b...
US President Barack Obama was today replaced by a pointing finger. Speaking at a press conference in Washington DC, the finger said: 'As Mr Obama was doing nothing else except pointing and smiling, and sometimes waving, it was felt that a finger m...
World record holder, Gordon P Gordon today declared that he was conceding defeat in the battle for world record honours. Mr Gordon declared that the competition was just too stiff. "I think that at one time it was okay to advertise yourself as...
Following a freak accident at a local men's club triggered by launched ping pong balls and a broken whiskey bottle, Mr. Ben 'Lucky' Bephore, a Washington D.C. resident was rushed to a local hospital with a detached middle finger from his right hand s...
The man with the longest finger in the world, Mr Brian Spindle, is reported to have been killed in a bizarre fairground accident earlier today. Mr Spindle, from Leek in Staffordshire, was reported to have suffered a fatal injury whilst riding the...
(BLOGBAMA) - Did you see it? Did you see Obama give Hillary the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate? I saw it (it's all over YouTube if you haven't seen it yet).
The Federation of Unique Criminologists(FUC) has announced its preference for penis over fingers.
I wanted to write a story. So I needed a subject and a bunch of words. I'd go over to the computer, sit and magically release these words through my fingers into the keyboard, passing them through the hard drive, and out on the screen in order to make a story. I don't have that here. So you think I'm writing a story about not writing a story, and that's my gimmick. That's not a...
Liberal Democrat spokesman for 'Good Things and Pretty Colours', Mark Oaten (41), was outed today when 23 year old rent boy, Denis 'the Rod' Man, accidentally fingered him as one of his clients.
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