Female participants in a squash championship in northern Spain were awarded a vibrator, wax and a kit to remove foot calluses, leading to a debate about sexism in sport. There were resignations at the organising club after the top women players of...
This article is really something to shout about "Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day. Researchers have identified the condition as 'persistent sexual arousal syndrome'. American sufferer Jean Lund, 51, says when she told her gynaecologist he said, "You're every man's dream." Office manager Jean says, "I looked at him in the fa...
Although many ladies say they couldn't imagine it being a bad thing, Liz in Seattle says that it's not for the first 15-30 minutes but after that it wasn't great at all. She told an A&E audience that she was trying everything and it wouldn't s...
The Seattle woman who had a three hour orgasm and wound up in the hospital emergency room says her partner probably won't say if he helped what had happened. "That's up to him. I don't think he did anything different. I only drank some wine as usu...
Exactly when Sacramento, California police chief's wife, Sally Ice, lost her orgasm is unknown. It seemingly disappeared somewhere between St. Valentine's Day and this morning when she first noticed it was gone. Fortunately for Mrs. Ice, her hu...
San Jose, CA - Need an orgasm? There's now an app for that. Jeremy Johnson, 25, computer software writer, was talked into writing an orgasm app after years of his girlfriend complaining about his lack of being able to please her as much as she woul...
A 22 year old Brooklyn woman has filed divorce against her vagina on the grounds it has failed to meet "expected functioning." Helen Splinter, a Texan native who immigrated to New York less than a month ago says she has had enough of her "useless...
Peoria, Illinois - At the Addiction Recovery Institute of Illinois, (A feminazi think tank) they have treatment regimens for all manner of addictions. One such has particularly raised eyebrows, though. And that's the treatment for Female Sex Addict...
As illusory as an infant's smile and harder to duplicate than a lightning strike, men have tortured themselves and suffered persecution from others for their inability to make their lady love COME. Apparently a San Francisco cult has been established...
Voorhees, New Jersey - (ReUerus): Beverly Whipple, renowned sexologist and discoverer of the vital G Force of female libido, has urged women to explore new areas if they want to find a man "because traditional predatory stomping grounds like Man...
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