Shat-al-Arab, Middle East - (Blubber Mess): The Grand Mufti has issued a fatwa informing the people that the super-plus sized princeling is one big fat jerk. The proclamation comes after Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman tipped the scales at more than...
There was shock, horror, more shock and even more horror in the UK as a film charting the adventures of a man who married a 7 year-old girl was premiered in Tehran today. Titled "Prophet or Lolitas", the film consists of an incredibly flimsy scrip...
Speaking through a medium 'Mr. Men' creator Roger Hargreaves said that his 1988 book 'Mr. Islamist' would not be published today. At the time of it's first printing the book which deals with a radical Islamist drew harsh criticism from around the...
The Catholic church has issued it's version of a Fatwa against roly-poly writer and comedian Ricky Gervais after a serious of attacks and "tweets" deriding the religion and its followers. The Vatican announced that the Pope had personally authori...
Provocative comedian and disguise expert, Borat, has upset Kazakhstan so much that they have issued a fatwa against him. He managed to get his own version of their national anthem played at a medal ceremony in Kuwait and this is roughly what it say's...
That's it - another official edict issued by Islamist fatwa-ists. There is no fun in fundamentalism. Militants in war-torn southern Somalia have issued another ridiculous so-called religious edict. This one bans men from shaking hands with women...
Multiculti, England - First the British nanny state instructed its obese and slovenly subjects to do Pilates exercises at bus stops. Then Malaysian Muslim officials issued a fatwa forbidding yoga because of its corrupting Hindu influences. Hence the...
The Al Sukh en'Ip Home for the Aged has taken a recent fatwa, or religious edict, by Al-Azhar University cleric Ezzat Attiya and extended it to the care of its residents.
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