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Funny story: Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

"I don't tell other people what to do, but for me, prayer works," said Wanda Messer of Nashville, Tennessee. "God gets results." Messer explained that her Heavenly Father has supported her through her most turbulent of times, including the past ni...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened

Nashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened

While stumbling drunk down a back alley on a Sunday morning at the crack of dawn, Zebediah Gibson of Nashville, Tennessee, unexpectedly became enlightened. "It was bizarre," sad Gibson of the unanticipated flash of radiance that hit him in the for...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus

Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus

While not opposed to celebrating baby Jesus’s birthday, six-year-old Liam Fitzpatrick of St. Augustine, Florida, stated that, overall, he prefers Santa Claus to Jesus. “With Santa Claus, I get to make a whole list, and I usually get a lot of what...

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Funny story: Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Tired of hearing your heathen friends whine about science and organized religion while completely ignoring your warnings about hell? Well, here are six  ways guaranteed to get those smooth-talking tricksters off their game. Why six? Because if yo...

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Funny story: Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville

Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville

For her whole life, Lucinda Carlile, an angel, struggled to find people willing to trust and accept her - until she found her way to Music City, Tennessee, where she says she's experienced heretofore unimaginable levels of credibility. "We all cra...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Notices God Kind of a Deadbeat In His Life

Nashville Man Notices God Kind of a Deadbeat In His Life

Ben Tuttle was happy for his friend Lance Johnson, who quit a tiresome, ill-paying grind of a job without any sort of backup plan, and then, just before his landlord was about to begin eviction proceedings, was offered a position out of the blue at h...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Accidentally Dropped by God

Nashville Man Accidentally Dropped by God

The survivor of a traumatic childhood involving physical abuse by an alcoholic father and the suicide death of his revered older brother when he was just a teen, 36-year-old Josiah Dickerson of Nashville, Tennessee, took great comfort in the belief t...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

After much soul-searching, Michael Ford of Nashville, Tennessee, a Christian, decided to completely turn over his will and life and follow Jesus, only to wind up sitting in one place for a really long time.. As Mike tells it, the decision to follo...

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Funny story: The Reason

The Reason

What is reason? * Reason is a tool of just. * Reason decides justice or in justice. * Reason directs you towards justice. * Reason polishes your belief and faith. * Reason puts you in the row of honor. * Reason makes you bold and confident. * Reason activates your abilities. * Reason makes you to shine in the world. * Reason is a medium th...

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Funny story: Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Sources within the Bush administration speaking on condition of anonymity, revealed today that a Bible presented to The President on 9/12/2001 by the US Department of Faith was i...

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Funny story: I,ET McCrone Might Die for Your Sins...

I,ET McCrone Might Die for Your Sins...

I, Et McCrone, though not a particularly religious fella, am no fool. I can see the importance of faith in the current political climate in the colonies and Mother England. Who'd a thought it?...

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Funny story: I, ET McCrone Am Almost Speechless!

I, ET McCrone Am Almost Speechless!

I, ET McCrone have had his faith in the Fourth Estate renewed and revived by TheSpoof.com! Imagine my surprise when my attack (see I, ET McCrone Am Bein' Silenced) upon the veritable silencing of the only voice for reason and British and American reunification was not censored, ignored (as my wife,The Whore of Babylon, LI suggested) or persecuted as I suspected.

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Funny story: Sony Announces New Faith Based Game Station

Sony Announces New Faith Based Game Station

Wednesday- Sony announced faith based game station for next generation consoles to be released next year. It will work on a faith based engine, using special microphones to actually "feel" the belief of game players everywhere. "This may be the end o...

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Funny story: God resigns from Faith Inc.

God resigns from Faith Inc.

In a final gesture of exasperation GOD, C.E.O of Faith Inc has resigned.

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