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Funny story: Senator Ted Cruz Defends Nazi Salute

Senator Ted Cruz Defends Nazi Salute

Ted Cruz defended a parent's freedom of speech when using a Nazi salute at a Michigan school board meeting with a straight face. The Nazi salute was in protest of children required to wear masks in school. Ted Cruz, the same guy who abandoned fre…

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Funny story: Proposed law will require ugly people to wear masks

Proposed law will require ugly people to wear masks

The latest bill being worked through US halls of congress includes a little known stipulation that will requires ugly people to cover up at all times when outside of their homes. Representative Jonathan Barnes, (R) OH says he's "very optimistic"…

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Funny story: New Mandate Requires US Citizens to Wear 3 Masks at All Times

New Mandate Requires US Citizens to Wear 3 Masks at All Times

Citing a recent upsurge in the number of COVID-19 cases, the Center for Disease Control has issued a tightening of safety precautions out of an over-abundance of caution. All US citizens must wear 3 levels of protection AT ALL TIMES. It must cove…

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Funny story: Truth is Revealed: COVID Scare was ploy to disguise aliens among us

Truth is Revealed: COVID Scare was ploy to disguise aliens among us

Many people are in a state of shock today after a righteous whistle-blower blew the lid of a plot hatched by our government and a particular alien species known as the Wembleys. The Wembleys' home planet has not been disclosed, but their appearan…

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Funny story: Dr Fauci arrested for spitting, spreading germs at mall while wearing clown makeup

Dr Fauci arrested for spitting, spreading germs at mall while wearing clown makeup

At 9:23 PM last night Elizabeth Township Police were called to The Mills at Jersey Gardens Mall responding to reports of a small angry man wearing clown makeup “spitting on people and common surfaces” indiscriminately. Police apprehended the man…

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Funny story: Restaurants impose a No Mask/No Laugh, No Talk Rule

Restaurants impose a No Mask/No Laugh, No Talk Rule

Now that COVID restrictions are lifted, food establishments are allowed to set their own safety requirements. Many are erring on the side of caution by imposing a No Mask/No Laugh or Talk rule for their patrons. We spoke to Barny Rubbleford, night…

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Funny story: Criminals can't wait for the post-COVID era and mask exclusivity

Criminals can't wait for the post-COVID era and mask exclusivity

The rumbling and grumbling is apparent on urban streets across the country, and probably the world. Those living outside the law are feeling shortchanged and pushed aside as a result of the COVID-19 crisis that has dominated the news over the past 16…

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Funny story: Anti-Masking Protest ends badly: 36 vehicles damaged

Anti-Masking Protest ends badly: 36 vehicles damaged

Tragedy struck today at an anti-mask protest in downtown Springfield, MA. Over 600 people attended the rally at City Hall Plaza on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. Protesters were whipped into a frenzy by a rousing speech delivered by activist le…

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Funny story: Man Has Started To Wear Face Mask In Bed

Man Has Started To Wear Face Mask In Bed

A man who can, ordinarily, be described as 'a bit of a worrier', has recently begun to fret out of all proportion as far as taking precautions over the spread of the Coronavirus are concerned, and has gone to the extraordinary lengths of wearing a fa…

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Funny story: Nashville Man Falls Asleep at Wheel but Has Incredible Dream

Nashville Man Falls Asleep at Wheel but Has Incredible Dream

While driving to grab breakfast early one morning after pulling an all-nighter playing and recording music, overtired Jared McAuley of Nashville, Tennessee, fell asleep at the wheel of his car and only narrowly missed running over a homeless man wait…

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Funny story: Face Mask Blown Off Face By Strong Gust Of Wind

Face Mask Blown Off Face By Strong Gust Of Wind

There was surprise and not a little anger in one locality this morning, as the progress of a man strolling through the streets minding his own business was suddenly arrested when a strong gust of wind blew his face mask from his face, and onto the pa…

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Funny story: Supermarket Customer Challenged About Face Mask

Supermarket Customer Challenged About Face Mask

A female supervisor working in a supermarket who challenged a male customer over his non-wearing of a face mask, was left wishing she hadn't bothered this morning, when the customer reacted somewhat angrily by scowling and storming out, telling her h…

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Funny story: Plastic Visor Is Impeding Man's Vision

Plastic Visor Is Impeding Man's Vision

The Coronavirus has changed our perspective on life a great deal, what with having to take all kinds of precautions to limit its spread, but one man has complained that a plastic visor he has been asked to wear at work, is preventing him from being a…

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Funny story: Prince Louis Seen Without Face Mask

Prince Louis Seen Without Face Mask

Prince Louis, the youngest son of Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, and his wife, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, has come in for some rather severe criticism tonight, after he was seen in public not wearing any kind of face protection.

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Never Takes Face Mask Off These Days

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Never Takes Face Mask Off These Days

In news that will surprise many readers, the Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, has said he has 'learnt his Greek lesson', and, these days, never takes his face mask off. Maguire was recently arrested on the Greek sunshine isla…

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Funny story: Man Finds It Difficult To Eat When Wearing A Face Mask

Man Finds It Difficult To Eat When Wearing A Face Mask

A man who strictly obeys rules and has been closely observing the government's instructions during the Coronavirus pandemic, has said that, although he wears a protective face mask all of the time, this causes problems when he is taking his meals.

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Funny story: Rock Star too Cool to Wear a Mask

Rock Star too Cool to Wear a Mask

Mancunian rock legend Eamonn Docherty has revealed the reasons that he refuses to wear a face mask during the current Coronavirus pandemic. Docherty, who rose to fame in the 1990s with his band Watering Hole, has upset many by claiming that he is…

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