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Funny story: The Simpsons in 'Fraudian Slip'

The Simpsons in 'Fraudian Slip'

[cue music, blue sky with white clouds, tap dancing elephants, etc., etc.] Homer Simpson: Marge, have you seen my expenses claim forms? Marge: No, but I think Bart is reading something. There's a first time for everything! Homer: Why you - give me my forms back, boy! Bart: It says here you're claiming for a holiday in Africa, two trips to Disneyworld, a year's supply of Duff beer and...

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Funny story: 'The Claim' by Franz Kafka

'The Claim' by Franz Kafka

Josef K looked out of the window at his rainy street, and got ready for his work. He brushed his teeth, ate his hat, and put on his well-worn macintosh apple. Then he left his aunt's house, and walked to the bus stop. 'Come back, Josef!', his Aunt Tatiana shouted out to him, 'you've forgotten your umbrella!', but Josef didn't hear her. At his office he walked to his desk, walked back to the doo...

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Funny story: 'The Torn Forms', by Hazel Bleats (published by Miles of Boak)

'The Torn Forms', by Hazel Bleats (published by Miles of Boak)

As Hazel gazed deeply into the print of the forms, lying bedraggled on her kitchen table, she wondered where everything had gone wrong. Once she had loved the forms, her eyes had moistened at their every visit to her hand, her pen had been so pleased to see the snortlingly proud expenses forms, ready to be filled with lots of her ink. But now, no more. Taking a bite out of a passing cooking oni...

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Funny story: 'Sherlock Holmes and the Flying Pigs of Westminster'

'Sherlock Holmes and the Flying Pigs of Westminster'

As a thick fog descended on Baker Street in central London, Sherlock Holmes was having tea with his friend and colleague, Dr. Watson, and discussing the sleuth's latest case. 'Dashed disturbing, Holmes', the doctor said, 'I just can't think of how all those Parliamentary expense forms were never checked, or how they were used to steal millions of pounds over many years. We may have to call in t...

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Funny story: 'Harry Potter and the Possessed Forms of Expense'

'Harry Potter and the Possessed Forms of Expense'

One day Harry was sitting in his garden, trying to do The Sun crossword, then gave up and decided to fill in his weekly government expenses form. 'Essential expenses only', he thought, 'that means taking the bus, occasional sandwiches for lunch, lightbulbs for my study, etc., etc.', when all of a sudden there was a huge puff of smoke on the lawn, and an evil wizard with hideous skin and a long...

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