Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who, it could be said, had the world at his feet just three short months ago, is now seriously considering his future, and a possible move out of Old Trafford in the January transfer...
Lionel Bigsby of Brooklyn, New York, decided to stop crying or.yelling about all the stupid and mundane nonsense that came his way, and to laugh over it instead - and has been in stitches ever since.
"What does 'in stitches' even mean?" said a cac...
What started as a questionable choice in food last evening, turned out to lead one man to discover the answer to his entire existence. Jacob Frye, a 33-year-old accountant from Glendale, had been eating with his family at Big Joe’s Crabs on Baseline...
After months of lying awake at night unable to catch more than the occasional brief, restless wink, concerned that he might have sleep apnea or some sort of mild epileptic disorder, Matthew Cooper visited his doctor, only to learn that he was sufferi...
Banksy, the street artist, whose stencil-design works attract media attention all over the world, has changed direction, and has now entered his 'Existential Period'.
The Bristol-based artist is famous for stealing around under cover of darkness w...
A local man has written a Spoof story about the many Spoof stories recently appearing in The Spoof that are being written with headlines including the word Man.
"I was inspired by all these stories with titles like Local Man Buys New Toaster, Man...
Just when I thought I'd finished reading all of the Existential books my grandfather had bequeathed me, it turned out I'd read nothing, and there was the box, full to the brim with books I'd not read.
Having previously enjoyed reading the last lot of books I no longer had, I thought I'd give the new box a good seeing to. Armed with nothing more than a million candle storm lantern I had liberate...
I recently came into possession of my grandfather's collection of existential books.
The first book, entitled Something from Nothing was three hundred blank pages. I think that is my favourite. It's the kind of book you can dip into and get a good vibe off every page.
I had to stop reading We do not Exist on account of my slowly fading from existence as I got to page fifty. I fear had I carr...
Why do I bother to straighten my tail
When mother and father linger in jail?
Pulling faces when there's no one around,
Wasting my time playing the class clown.
Why do I bother oinking when I should be asleep,
Waking up the neighbour's sheep
Writing letters to people who never reply
Why do I bother licking my tr...
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