New York - There's no better endorsement than a celeb A-Lister's flashing smile bringing 5th Avenue traffic to a halt after one of Madam Butterfly's invigorating, $1,000-a-pop bird poop facials. This afternoon no less than three famous faces were...
Hearing the news that MSNBC's Chris Mathews and Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer would moderate the next two presidential debates, Mitt Romney keeled over in faint. Revived with a dose of smelling salts, he announced that he just had a bad dream. Rinse...
Before the arrest of Marv Albert in 1997, he was at the top of his professional career, working for NBC doing NBA and NFL broadcasts. The end for Albert came when he picked up the morning paper and saw his name attached to the following words; panti...
NEW YORK CITY - In a move that most political talk show connoisseurs did not see coming, CNN has fired the co-host of their highly touted Parker-Spitzer Talk Show Kathleen Parker. A spokesperson for CNN stated that the CNN higher ups (aka the 'Sui...
Disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, the man who crusaded to put away lawbreakers until we all learned that he paid women to fellate him, will have his own prime time show at the top of CNN's nightly lineup. "The Love Gov Show" is exp...
Following a two year sabbatical, former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer plans to resume office as the renewed and legally elected Governor of New York. Judging from Governor Sanford's successful grip on the South Carolina governor's mansion, (even...
New York - (Crooked Ass): Eliot Spitzer's former golf caddie reckons Tiger Woods was caught in an FBI vice sting just like the ex-New York Governor. "Someone with balls? Feds musta planted a tracking device in one of his drivers," Ron Birdie expl...
(New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York's Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an independent party. Or as former Govern...
New York - (Sordid Ass Mess): A pathetic, sad-assed rough-end of the market shagger 'addicted to Anal (sic) Nitrate' and his own twist on S&M waterboarding. That's Manhattan madam Kristin Davis' insight into top former client Elliot Spitzer,...
New York - (Lurid Ass mess): Ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's sordid downfall may have been due to the eponymous NASA satellite that spied on his Holy Roman Emperor VIP Club shenanigans according to NYPD sources. Officially the Spitzer Space T...
San Francisco, Ca /Rolling Stone - This liberal bastion of "anything goes" mentality is now proposing "Proposition K" , a measure that will make it illegal for law enforcement to investigate, arrest or prosecute anyone involved in the prostitution pr...
NY/NY The Working Girl Times - Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer made financial news this week as he attempted to amend his 2007 tax returns and now take a "loss" on "entertainment and medical expenses!" The former "Client #9", caught in a prostit...
Former President Bill Clinton says he is completely perplexed over today's allegations that NY Democratic Governor Elliot Spitzer has been caught in a FBI wiretap sting involving high priced call girls in the Nation's capitol. "I've never paid fo...
New York - (Ass Mess): Disgraced former brothel enthusiast and ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has blanked reporters following the news of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's sudden death.
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): NYPD investigators are cock-a-hoop after a sting op in the Eliot Spitzer hooker agency probe netted Brazilian footballer and AC/DC Milan star striker Ronaldo.
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): A top Tory Party sperm donor has urged fellow S&M orgy enthusiast Max Mosley to give himself up and join him at a rehab specialising in sex addiction purges.
New York - (Lurid Ass Mess): Detectives investigating ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VSOP hooker agency have found a link to the UK Nazi S&M orgy aficionado Max Mosely.
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