Scientists at the United World Scientific And Science Organization have created the world's first elevators, utilizing state-of-the-art Artificial Intelligence programming to create elevators that actually speak to the passengers inside it. Howeve…
At an impromptu news conference, Vatican Spokesperson Alessandro Gisotti explained to an overflow crowd of reporters that Pope Francis was late to celebrate Sunday mass due to an elevator malfunction. Gisotti went to great length to say the Pope was...
Residents at a condominium in western Bangkok have complained that an elevator that 'had a leak' four weeks ago, has not yet been repaired, meaning that some of them have had to walk upstairs to their rooms, or wait 'forever' for the other lift. D...
New York City - Famous rapper Jay-Z thought he had it made. Married to one of the most famous people in the world, singer Beyonce, the wordsmith has been enjoying life since 2004 when he announced he only had ninety-nine problems. That is hundreds le...
I was stuck in an elevator with two women. From nowhere an odious smell crept up my hooter. One of the women, a middle aged type with horned rimmed glasses looked at me with disgust. Not wanting to cause a fuss I kept my mouth shut and carried on looking at the ceiling hoping the smell would dissipate and the Engineer would rescue me from this mechanical prison cell. However, the smell became...
The House of Commons require a lift attendant and have advertised the position in newspapers and all local job centres. Incredibly in the current job market where hundreds of people are applying for the same job,there have been very few enquiries...
Elevators are a modern convenience. The hassle of using our legs has been replaced by a system of pulleys and cables. It's never been so easy to go up or down. Gone are the days when stairs were the only way to ascend and descend. Indeed, many of us use elevators in our daily lives. We rely on them at work, school and at play. The elevator allows our tired bodies an extra minute in the morning. Th...
At a glittering film award presentation ceremony held in Geneva last night, one of the world's largest manufacturers of escalators, walkways and lifts received a European Oscar before anyone realised it was in error.
There was confusion today,when Geri 'Ginger Spice' Halliwell was trapped in a lift for an hour with a number of other people.
Chicago woman, Olivia Fischer, has survived the worst nite of her life after becoming trapped in an elevator with, not one, but two world record holders.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - Today, Google announced that they have succeeded in creating an elevator to the moon.
ET McCrone, recently announced candidate for PrezMinister and lift/elevator operator did his own commentary on the State of the Union:"...
Ladue, MO--A woman who was stuck in a Schnuck's supermarket bathroom for 14 hours without her cell phone and forced to listen to an endless loop of "elevator" and New Age music, while she repeatedly yelled for help to no avail, has file...
NEW YORK -- For CBS News president Andrew Heyward, the past few hours have been all too familiar. No sooner had he walked off the elevator after his lunch, he was bombarded by a group of junior executives informing him of the organization publishing...
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