Oh my! I couldn't believe my eyes when I read about Bin Police and Bin Inspectors in Britain. Fines for not closing the lid on a wheelie bin or for leaving bags of rubbish beside the bins. What the hell is the country coming to? I left England in 1982 - before the dawn of the Wheelie Bins, though I do have to work with one when I visit my mam and family every year etc. Back when I lived...
DUST MAN looked at Bob Beerspiller. He looked at Steve Kitchen and Charlie Patel. "Give up XS! You have no idea just how powerful I have become." "Never, DUST MAN! Your bluffing might fool some criminal masterminds who are hell bent on the removal of all wheelie bins from the UK, but it wont work on me." DUST MAN sighed. He knew that he was going to struggle to save all of his friends. He wa...
The dust cart slipped into gear. Steve Kitchen was at the wheel. He'd worked this round for over 25 years. He knew every cobble. No, really. He had names for them. Charlie Patel sat next to him. There was a far away look in his eyes. He was dreaming of his past glories. He had been a successful businessman. His recycling business was once the talk of West Cheam. He had it all-the Bentley, the yach...
Dave Rice was a dust man. That much everyone knew. A cheery soul who was always ready to lend a helping hand. Yet Dave Rice was not just a dust man. No. He was the DUST MAN. A masked super hero who knew no fear. The DUST MAN kept the citizens of West Cheam safe from the evil Dr XS. Dave was in the yard with the other members of his crew: Charlie Patel, a rather bitter individual who once had...
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