Some couples buy matching outfits. Royal couples get matching heraldry. A new Conjugal Coat of Arms for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge blends William's royal shield comprised of English and Scottish Lions and a harp to symbolize Ireland with Ka...
Prince William has been advised to spend tonight in hospital following the birth of his son at 4.24pm today. However, Dr Donald Dockter of London's St Mary's Hospital in Paddington, who is heading the team of doctors caring for the prince assured the...
The Duchess of Cambridge broke down in tears this morning when she and Prince William attended the unveiling of her first official portrait at London's National Gallery. Kate was upset after discovering gorilla artist Paul Emsley had depicted her...
Prince Charles and his wife Camilla will not be buying new clothes to take with them on their Diamond Jubilee touring holiday to Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea this November. Instead they will be taking with them some of the clothes the...
In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...
The duchess of Cambridge (very intellectual) decided to something for charity during her holiday in France and went topless in front of the cameras and she told the ecstatic paparazzi, "chaps, all of the money earnt from flogging my photos should go...
"You took your time gettin' those in Ron, I'm bleedin' gaspin' 'ere I am." "Barman 'ad t' change the barrel. There yer go Fred, get that one dahn yer mate. This is when it 'urts, sittin' back dahn. It aint too bad standin' or once I've sat dahn like, but that first bit ov bendin', that's when it's murder. Fink I'll 'ave to pop in t' that chemists along the road n' get meself a tube ov Raljex on...
On the advice of royal physicians Prince William is to have all of his teeth extracted. Unlike normal people William's teeth have never stopped growing though up until just a few weeks ago there rate of growth had remained more or less steady. Most o...
The Duchess of Cambridge has emptied Prince William's wardrobe of his best suits and some casual wear and despatched them post haste to the South Atlantic. The move is in direct response to sabre rattling by Argentine President Cristina Kirchner w...
The Duchess of Cambridge is to become a volunteer helper at her local scouse group as part of a new package of royal patronages. Kate will wear the Scouse Association's distinctive red luis suarez t-shirt, scarf and famous 1980s permed wig as she...
After one too many "and what do you do's" and accusations of oderlies having "not defended their homelands against Hitler", Prince Philip was politely requested by two 34-stone hospital security guards to leave Papworth Hospital in Cambridgeshire whe...
While the Duchess of Cambridge is being tutored on the workings of British institutions to prepare her for a lifetime of royal duties, one expert is missing from her list of teachers. Royal aides have revealed that specialists in the arts, Governm...
A spokesman for the Duchess of Cambridge has announced that, yes, the rumours are all true. Kate was mistaken for a tree the other day, whilst on a tour of Birmingham with her husband the Duke. "The mistake was due to Kate's prettily decorated...
A spokesman for The Duchess of Cambridge has hit back at criticism from Kelly Osborne about recycling her fabulous dresses. The spokesman is said to have asked "What planet is Kelly Osborne living on? I work with some of the most out of touch p...
Taking the worlds of fashion by storm, as it was raining really heavily at the time, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge arrived at a Royal Engagement wearing a dress. The Royal Engagement of Prince Kevin of Mayo to Princess Chardonnay of Toxteth...
Prince William's friend from Eton school has been arrested by the Cyber Police after a tiny computer error led them to his door. Jeremy Carlton-Smythe, who is the son of a prominent London Banker, is believed to have provided the Lulz Sec Comput...
Buckingham Palace sources have revealed that the Queen and other senior members of the Royal household have expressed concerns that the Duchess of Windsor may have a death wish. Such is the level of concern, its expected that a personal counsellor...
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