"Spin-doctor Supremo", Dominic Cummings, has just revealed what really went on behind the sacred doors of the PM's residence during the first months of the Covid19 pandemic! Here exclusively for lovers of Jaggedone's pure impudence, and controversy,…
There was mild concern in Whitehall last night, when it was realised that Dominic Cummings, Prime Minister Boris Johnson's chief advisor and political strategist, hadn't been seen for a while, and may have actually disappeared. Cummings, whose ho...
There was bad news for Prime Minister Boris Johnson's chief advisor and political strategist, Dominic Cummings, last night, when figures released by the evil hatchet man's official fan club showed that its membership was at an all-time low. Cummin...
Dominc Cummings, the hatchet man of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has tried to play down suggestions that he is actually former Coronation Street character, hatchet man, Pat Phelan. Cummings was in the news recently for breaking his own lockdown r...
Prime Minister-in-chief, Dominic Cummings, has spent so long on his political career, that his place in an Elton John Tribute band is now under threat. The band's Manager, Moneybags McGee, said: 'Everyone else in the group knows the songs inside a…
Boris Johnson, a puppet of Dominic Cummings, still hasn't said the dread phrase that means Cummings will soon be on the lookout for a new position. As much as the drums at the end of Eastenders mean, it is time for another continuity announcement.
After the Prime Minister's guru had declared driving to be the way of testing eyesight, thousands have set out on trips up and down the motorways and country lanes of Britain, to ascertain their quality of vision. "Best if you test it from all sid...
In news that surprised nobody at all, leading adviser to the PM, Dominic Cummings, has been unmasked as a liar, a hypocrite and an arrogant self-serving twat who refuses to acknowledge any errors he has made. "When I drove 260 miles during the loc...
Yes, he's at it again. That fiendish cloak-and-dagger Downing Street elf, Dominic Cummings, almost landed a coup this week in appointing Andrew Sabisky to his team, but the latter's outspoken belief in eugenics, and his bizarre idea of thus improving...
In perhaps the most controversial announcement yet of Boris Johnson's brief premiership, his chief adviser, Dominic Cummings, has revealed that he is planning a eugenics programme for the people of the UK. Births are to be strictly regulated, with...
Prime Minister Johnson’s advisor Dominic Cummings doesn’t dress like other advisors. He long ago swapped a tie and suit for an anorak and beanie hat. He may be the man that all Tory MPs are afraid of, but few members of the public recognise him among...
The Dark Lord Cthulhu, devourer of souls and destroyer of worlds, has been given a seat in Boris Johnson's cabinet, as Minister without Portfolio, replacing Michael Gove. The Great Old One has no previous experience of government, but has a cult f...
The Prime Minister is celebrating after closing one of the biggest trading deals in history with, of all countries, Iran! Under the terms of the 10-year deal, British manufacturers will sell British souvenirs, namely Union Jack flags and Madame Tu...
'Weirdos and misfits were requested by Dominic Cummings to join the dream team in Downing Street and now, following newbee Jeremy Corbyn, the PM's personal scriptwriter has found yet another willing adjutant. Yes, the Randy Old Duke of York, Princ...
So, he's made it after all. Good ol' Jeremy! The PM's senior typist and telephonist, Dominic Cummings, landed a genuine coup when requesting applications to 'help out' with his chores at No. 10. Applicants were to be well-proven 'weirdos and misfi...
In a basement in Downing Street, Dominic Cummings sits at a desk swigging from a bottle of wine and smoking a cigarette. He is on the phone. "What's that? Shagger lost another vote? Fahkin' hell! "Sack the lot o' them! Shit, we need to get into...
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