A mysterious eruption originating from beneath the Budget Inn just outside of Indianapolis interrupted the keynote "squeaker" at the 34th Annual World Wide Masturbators Convention today.
The eruption happened on the first full day of the conventi…
Cartoonish London Mayor and stereotyped upper class twat Boris Johnson has expressed his delight that plans for the London 2012 Olympics to turn into a mess of epic proportions are 'Right on Schedule'.
Speaking to the press outside a heavily conge...
If there's one thing that would have me praying for a global rise in temperature, it is snow.
It's depressing. It's disruptive.
I cannot conceive of a single good thing about it.
Other people come out with lines like:
"It makes everything look pretty."
To which my answer is, why is a uniform colour pretty? I much prefer looking at a multifaceted multicolour landscape than WHITE! ev...
Following the recent surge in disruptive events and the number of trains held outside stations, a leading rail manufacturer has announced that it is developing a new range of emergency catering arrangements.
The announcement from the press office...
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