Ever more staff are leaving the White House as Donald Trump's zealous bid to have the building to himself takes form.
Head cook Chuck Tate was fired this week for cheating at Whist. "I swear I played the Queen", he mumbled as he piled his belongin...
A waiter at the QuickStop restaurant on the M1 motorway has been dismissed for being too slow - after only two weeks on duty.
Senior managers had observed Bernard Rushnott "hanging about in the kitchen area". Mr. Rushnott claimed he was "waitin...
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