British Home Secretary Priti Patel has been accused of bullying staff in her department. The ex-beauty-queen-turned-politician is said to have made [unreasonable demands on the civil servants who work for the Home Office, such as “Could you get the p...
Labour party members are secretly preparing for power after “Prime Minister” Theresa May refused at the weekend to back her Foreign Secretary’s continuing claim that there will be a “Brexit Dividend”. The continued and ever increasing claims eman...
There was more room in the House of Commons today. Two of its best known actors, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Diane Abbot, announced they had eloped, and would return next week. Journalists tracked them down to Mudford Sock in Somerset, where the couple ar...
Having "misspoke" about the cost of Labour's pledge to provide 10,000 extra police officers for England and Wales, Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott has exclusively revealed that the true reason for the gaff, was due to the formulation of a new poli...
Mystery solved, professed a grateful Diane Abbot after an Antiques Roadshow expert revealed that the 'strange' object she had taken along was an abacus. The rustic framework and collection of counters were identified as being a vintage counting fr...
Ugly, fat double standard pig Biman Abbott, known for spouting socialism but wallowing in capitalism, was today appointed 'Shadow Home Secretary' - in clarification, Jeremy Carbuncle, leader of the faiL-abour party said - "well, we'll spend that long...
A school teacher came forward today to claim that Diane Abbott made a controversial remark when he was her school teacher. Alf Starling, now a retired headmaster, used to teach Diane Abbott when she was a child growing up in Worthing. But her scho...
Diane Abbott is the perfect candidate to champion labour 'core values' - "A future rich for us" Abbott couldn't of done hypocrisy any better if she tried. Having slammed Tony Blair for sending his children to a selective school, she went one bette...
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