The rhetoric bullshit in the build up to Sunday's Manchester derby is gradually gathering pace and now Man City have thrown a "red herring" at United in the form of a "secret weapon"! Jaggedone sent his CIA army (Cockroach Infiltration Army) over...
The Merseyside derby between Everton and Liverpool was sensationally abandoned just after the half time restart today, when referee Martin Atkinson sent off all but one player. Pepe Reina, Liverpool goalkeeper was the only player left standing, af...
The global recession has claimed it's latest victim - the city of Derby. The metropolis' Mayor, Shaun Carey, yesterday announced that due to the Eurozone crisis it had no option but to cease trading. Speaking outside the city's cathedral a tearful...
All the talk about Her Majesty The Queen's horse, Carlton House, being the favourite to win the Derby inspired Derby man, Jason Bourne, to take his family into Derby to see the Derby. Having loaded the wife and three kids into the family hatchback...
Blackburn Rovers, affectionately known by fans of bitter local rivals Burnley, as "T' Bastards" emerged victorious in a fiercely contested North East Lancashire derby by a single goal at Turf Moor. Condemning the Clarets to almost certain relegati...
In the second major 'bad language' incident of the weekend, Frankie Dettori, the National Hunt jockey, upset the Queen with a hail of F-words immediately after winning the Epsom Derby...
Epsom Downs - (Ass Mess): It's more a case of Epsom Salts than Epsom Downs for wannabe Derby champion Frankie Dettori who is up on the 4/5 favortie Authorised tomorrow, bidding to break his 15 year duck in this prime Blue Riband race.
One of the saddest days of my life was the passing of Brian Clough, undoubtedly the greatest football manager of all time and a true legend in his own time. In order to pay tribute to the Derby and Forest supremo, I thought I would do the interview S...
A NATIONAL football league has been thrown into crisis after an entire team was abducted by aliens at the end of a crunch derby game. All 11 players in Slovenia's Produce Sparta side literally dematerialised on the full time whistle after a narrow...
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