"I was going to be a TV star, I was living the dream, until Jeremy Kyle told me he wouldn't broadcast my segment of the show. I was devastated." These were the words of perennial fat bloke Mr Tristram Lard of Balham, south London, as he told The S...
Popular daytime telly favourite, Make Me a Dealer, returns to our screens this week. The show, hosted by amiable host Mart Paulin, pits two aspiring drug dealers against each other. The two contestants, Dwayne Trutter a former football hooligan and D...
Transgender superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be joining the cast of the daytime drama "Bold and the Beautiful" this September. Caitlyn will be playing Vanessa Forrester a mysterious aunt who arrives in LA to claim her share of the Forrester Creations...
Producers of "Strictly" are desperate not to appear to have pressurised old Bruce Forsyth to go into semi retirement. "I always said to myself I'd know when the time came when it was time to go". He reminisced last week. "Could you face bingo and day...
NEW YORK CITY - According to Epitome Television Network spokesperson Tansinella Wickovich, plans are being finalized for a brand new daytime talk show. Ms. Wickovich stated that the show will be a male version of Barbara Walters' The View and will...
There were celebrations at the TV Repair Man HQ this week following the news that the BBC has scrapped daytime auction show Cash In The Attic. The show, which has run for nine years, featured a member of the public opening their home to a presente...
Daytime terrestrial TV schedules are to be completely revamped next year in response to criticisms and complaints from viewers and watchdogs. Producers and schedulers on the mainstream channels BBC 1, BBC 2 and ITV, have come under fire for showin...
It has been revealed that Loose Women star Denise Welch was accused of conduct unbecoming following a recent night out unaccompanied by hubby Tim Healy, who starred as Dennis in Auf Wiedersehen Pet and played a racist folk singer in Peter Kay's Phoen...
A man from Exeter in Devon was said to be excited today when he found something to watch on daytime TV. The man who can't be named for fear of identity fraud (Eric Crunch, 4a The Street, Exeter, 01392 999911, 47 years old, National Insurance Numbe...
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