A WAR veteran who raised millions for the NHS by walking around his house has been promoted in rank from captain to major. Major Tom Moore says his next venture is in space, where he hopes to go around his capsule "in a most peculiar way". The...
There was drama at the seaside at the weekend, when a man fell out of the sky onto a group of men who were innocently playing in the sea, causing them to become shocked and disturbed at the intrusion of their privacy. The incident happened at Marg...
The news that the government has reversed its decision to scrap the £50 note, has met with cheer, and a call from football fans to include upon the note the face of England player, Harry Maguire, the team's hero at the Russia World Cup. The note...
Details are emerging about the fragile relationship between mercurial maestro and matador of avant-garde pop musicianship David Bowie, and Bond star Roger Moore. "David, or 'Alan', as he liked to be called back then, met some pretty weird characte...
CINCINNATI Ohio - You'd think a legendary musical artist who suffered for a year and a half with cancer before his death would just be allowed to rest in peace. But no, a zoo named a baby blue or fairy penguin, who arrived to this world weighing 46 g...
It has been revealed today that National Collective are to open a helpline to assist its members on how to deal with the devastating news that David Bowie is a Unionist. The group, made up entirely by fuds who are completely up themselves, reacted sh...
Following the success of David Bowie's new single, the iconic singer is to bring out an album of duets. The album includes a number of stunning tracks including a duet with Crystal Gayle on a number entitled Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue And My Blu...
The pop, entertainment world is flabbergasted because after a 10 year break ageing superstar, David Bowie, has released a brand new single to celebrate his 66th birthday and he was worried that the world had forgot him and he had forgot the world.
The plaque unveiled to commemorate the 40th anniversary of an iconic rock album is in the wrong place, according a local musicologist. Gary Kemp out of Spandau Ballet unveiled the plaque in Heddon St, London, where the cover photo for David Bowie'...
Back in the 1970s, androgynous glam-rock star David Bowie posed the intriguing question: "Is There Life On Mars?" It seems that if there isn't, after all, there soon will be, as Bowie plans to fly to Mars in a giant glass spider, equipped with a f...
The race is on to sign the "big five" rock stars who have yet to pen memoirs. Following the success of autobiographies by Rolling Stone Keith Richards and top-hatted, corkscrew-haired axeman Slash, publishers are keen to snap up more big names.
Southern England - Greater London insomniacs are in raptures tonight. A low-flying UFO has apparently attempted 'making human contact' by playing a medley of space-themed rock music classics. The July 1972 No#1 smash hit from The Rise and Fall...
The magnificent entertainer and world class trip hippy, rock star musician, David Bowie, has raised concerns about the recent cutbacks at the BBC. Bowie, famous for his mad costumes and trippy music of the 70's, 80's and 90's was a bit ''miffed man'...
The man who sold the world, immortalised by eccentric English star David Bowie in a song and an album, today changed his mind, and put the world up for rent. Speaking from his stair, he spoke of was and when. 'Who knows?, he said, 'not me, I never lost control', and as this journalist was face to face with him, I asked him if he had any plans to try and sell the world again in the future. His a...
The BBC has tonight revealed that aging crooner, David Bowie, is to be the new Doctor Who, succeeding Scottish actor David Tennant, who is leaving the show to concentrate on his first love, Porn Films. Bowie, pronounced BOH-EE (with the BOH as in...
Boston - Bolstering his beleaguered campaign bankroll, Barack Obama's brain trust blueprints plans for a Blues/Rock fundraiser. Bound for Boston, a bountiful bevy of British and U.S. bands are booked and for the two-day jamboree. Boosters will b...
David Bowie is reported to have exploded at a party in Zurich.
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