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Funny story: Danbury Swamp Chapter 5

Danbury Swamp Chapter 5

"My name is Shannon", the girl started sadly. "I am asking you these questions because I care for you and I'm bothering you because I really like you and why do I care why you drink that cranberry tea? I can tell you but it would take me all day and until tomorrow, until a quarter past three". Something about this girl struck the toad in a very peculiar way. It's a way that he had felt befor...

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Funny story: Danbury Swamp Chapter 3

Danbury Swamp Chapter 3

There came a high pitched sound that made me stop in my tracks and drop that big rock right back into the ground. It was funny because when I dropped that rock it made nary a sound. This sound was something new. This sound was something different. This sound, I've never heard here before, in the swamp called Danbury. "That's so sad", said the high pitched voice. The toad was quite star...

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Funny story: Danbury Swamp - Chapter 2

Danbury Swamp - Chapter 2

These rats were thin and wiry. They all had crooked whiskers and long orange capes that reached down to the ground. They wore on top of their heads, hard brown wooden hats, which smelled so bad they scared off all of the swamp's gnats. You would have to be a really nasty rat to scare off all the swamp's gnats. There were five of those rats in that flat brown bottom boat. They moved that b...

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Funny story: Danbury Swamp - Chapter 1

Danbury Swamp - Chapter 1

Have you ever been to Danbury Swamp? It's a hard place to get to, I can assure you. It is very, very far away. You first, have to walk down a high, long and winding blue road. You know that road… It's that road that takes you past the blue whispering willows and yellow cherry tree groves. It's that road that takes you up past those yellow brick rambling houses with gardens of o...

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