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Funny story: Cutty Sark arson sparks Royal Yacht Britannia 'Pirates' fears

Cutty Sark arson sparks Royal Yacht Britannia 'Pirates' fears

Edinburgh - (Ass Mess): This week's torching of the iconic 19th century clipper the Cutty Sark has led to fears that disgruntled movie watchers sickened by the pitiful 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The World's End' rehash may try to tras...

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Funny story: Cutty Sark arson cops probe 'Pirates' link

Cutty Sark arson cops probe 'Pirates' link

Greenwich - (Ass Mess): Police officers investigating the torching of the Cutty Sark are following up new leads that a renegade gang of disgruntled 'Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End' movie watchers set fire to the 19th century cli...

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Funny story: Cutty Sark Fire - Cause Discovered

Cutty Sark Fire - Cause Discovered

Scotland Yard today completed an extensive forensic examination of the remains of the celebrated tea clipper the Cutty Sark and concluded that the cause of the devastating fire was that the whole ship was made of wood.

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace barbecue to follow up Cutty Sark arson 'inside job'

Buckingham Palace barbecue to follow up Cutty Sark arson 'inside job'

London - (Ass Mess): The Cutty Sark arson may have been an inside job according to police probing the ship's destruction.

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Funny story: Gutted Cutty Sark to be Rebuilt and Relaunched Within A Year

Gutted Cutty Sark to be Rebuilt and Relaunched Within A Year

The gutted wreck of famous tea clipper The Cutty Sark will be rebuilt and relaunched within one year the Cutty Sark Restoration Society has today pledged.

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Funny story: Prince Philip 'gutted' by Cutty Sark arson

Prince Philip 'gutted' by Cutty Sark arson

London - (Ass Mess): Prince Philip has visited the charred remains of the Cutty Sark today and told reporters he is gutted by reports that the former clipper may now be scuttled and the remains sold off as barbecue fuel.

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Funny story: Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

The Cutty Sark which is still on fire, could pose a threat to the world's climate through increased Global Warming, it has been claimed. The ship, which was undergoing a £25million refit with a view to being put...

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Funny story: Cutty Sark arson blamed on Corrupt Bastards Club

Cutty Sark arson blamed on Corrupt Bastards Club

Greenwhich - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club is being blamed for today's arson attack to scuttle the hysteric 19th century iconic ship the Cutty Sark during a £25 million dry dock refit in Greenwhich.

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